Episode Report Card Sara M: F | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Another Episode About Dead Soldiers
By Sara M | Season 9 | Episode 7 | Aired on 10.24.2004
Kevin meets up with Capt. Michaels at the station house, where a "comedic" misunderstanding takes place in which Kevin thinks Capt. Michaels is lecturing him for telling Martha that Martin was a cop, and Capt. Michaels thinks Kevin's talking about cheating on Lucy with Martha. It ends with Capt. Michaels giving Kevin an "order" not to talk to Martha or even go near her. And just what authority does Capt. Michaels have to even do that? It's not like he's the God of Glenoak, like RevCam.
In the Treehouse of Lurv, Ben asks Lucy how she feels about DE. Lucy says she likes her, but she's going back to her regular doctor even though she made the world's biggest deal out of switching to DE last week. "Dr. Klein?" Ben asks, sounding upset. Lucy's upset too, since apparently Ben and DE were discussing her confidential medical information on their camping trip. Ben says that DE and Dr. Klein were married, but Dr. Klein moved out because he wanted his "freedom." Ben doesn't want the sleazy Dr. Klein delivering his niece, and tells Lucy he'll go talk to Kevin about changing doctors. And he's going to talk to him right now, which doesn't even make sense since Kevin is at work and this really isn't an important matter, but since it furthers the ridiculous "Kevin is cheating on Lucy, part 11,067" storyline, it has to happen.
Outside the school, Mac is talking to some kids you may remember from a few episodes ago. Unfortunately, I don't remember them well enough to know if the one on the right is Middle Eastern boy or Native American boy, or if the one on the left is Shylock Van Jewenstein or Appalachia Boy. Mac's telling them about how Martin is dating their substitute teacher, and Shylock/Appalachia's all "she's hot!" Dude, no. I used to have a substitute teacher we called Mrs. SourLemons because her face always looked like she had just sucked on lemons. She was like eighty years old, and she was still hotter, not to mention more youthful, than Martha.
Kevin finds Martin getting his baseball equipment ready for practice. He tells Martin that he didn't mean for Martin to go home with Martha, to which Martin, sounding irritated, replies that all they did was talk, so Kevin can relax. Kevin says that if they did anything more than that, it would be illegal, which...would it? Isn't it only illegal if they actually have sex? Aren't there things that come in between talking and sex? I mean, even in the CamUniverse, they have making out. Martin snaps that impersonating a police officer is also against the law, but thanks to Kevin, he's guilty of that. If I were Kevin, I'd go and arrest Martin for impersonating a police officer, but Kevin just stands there as Martin walks away from the Honda Element he bought with the twenty thousand-plus dollars I guess he has lying around.