Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT West Nile Is Not Just A Virus In Egypt
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.06.2013
Martha: "Plus [some precedent related to railroads]."
Will: "What I do have is a warning from the CDC that totally says your pools were the problem."
Banker: "For real? I didn't know about that."
Will: "Did you know about this letter written by the neighborhood busybodies, including ballerina Kaley Spence's mother, addressing the problem with your bank?"
Banker: "No, but it's not addressed to me, so."
L/G: "That's cool, since we're in the process of deposing the bank president."
MINNESOTA
Or are we? The transition from cement and standing water to the rolling hills and verdant whatevers of Minnesota is a bit of a shock. You expect to see Alicia standing there with a bluebird on her shoulder, whistling a jaunty tune. She has no idea what she is in for.
Will: "He just for sure kicked it upstairs to your guy, so good luck. Maybe we'll get lucky and lie about never seeing this letter."
Alicia: "It's really quiet here. It's nice."
Louis: "Or is it!?"
Alicia: "Aw, Jesus. You're everywhere. I hate that about you. There is so much that I hate about the person you choose you be. Your ubiquity is merely one thing on a long list."
Louis: "How's your bankruptcy?"
Alicia: "How's your tardive dyskinesia, you shitty little dwarf?"
They proceed into the Business Center, which even has a fax machine.
Louis: "Just to exposit, remember that you have three hours with Mr. Wilkes Ingersol, my client. He is very busy and needs to get back to his ranch."
Alicia: "Oh, for his vacation? Choppin' wood, milkin' cows? Flying a helicopter over the victims of Katrina, perhaps?"
Louis: "It is none of your business what he does. You got three."
Alicia: "Okay but for real three. Not counting breaks and the dicking around you are always doing. We have a judge on call for any objections, and I want to remind you that she will not have a lot of patience for your usual mess."
Louis: "Fine. Hey, are you getting a signal on your phone?"
Alicia: "Yeah. If I stand on my bed and put my arms over my head. You gotta have some pretty crappy tech infrastructure for Alicia Florrick to bitch about it."
Wilkes Ingersol arrives, with a bunch of yes-men and ass-kissers in tow. Whenever he says anything, they laugh uproariously. Anybody else it would reflect poorly on him, but because you immediately get a positive read on the guy -- corrupt, but with heart -- it mostly just makes them (Canning included) look hysterical and creepy.
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