Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT West Nile Is Not Just A Virus In Egypt
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.06.2013
...Okay, even though I hate googling Alan Cumming's name because it always makes me do the extra click like I am a pervert -- think about it, there you go -- I have looked it up, for you. He is 5'10", easily twice the height I've always imagined, while TR is either 5'8" or 5'6" -- the perfect range of height, as suspected, and thank God; my worst most heartbreaking day ever was finding out the otherwise entirely perfect Sebastian Stan is a walloping 5'11" like me, and thus not a Sexy Hobbit at all -- so it's not that drastic. But they still did something, I know it. In this scene, Eli Gold looks about a hundred of tall.
Frank: "Anyway, we're going to see Peter and I wanted you to meet him."
Eli: "Uh, why? Am I the attractive nuisance? Do children come to see me now?"
Frank: "You know why, dude. Don't start with me."
Jordan, spacy Jordan: "I like Peter Florrick! He seems realistic!"
Frank: "He's had offers from everybody, Maddie Hayward..."
Jordan, wonderful Jordan: "She is nice! But not a winner!"
Eli: "Uh, don't you like to work alone? Given your... Whatever thing you've got going on here?"
Jordan, lovely Jordan: "I do! But I also like to learn! From OLD PEOPLE!"
Eli: "Yeah. Great. And I think we've settled who the attractive nuisance is."
What Jordan is like, so far, is like ... maybe he has a rocking-horse at his house, old Jordan. And when he climbs on that thing and rocks on it for a certain amount of time, maybe he can see in his mind who's going to win the race. Do you know what I mean? And is there anything hotter than a tiny psychic guy on a rocking horse? Probably not.
I QUIT, CANNY EEL!
Martha: "Would you ever steal something from a store?"
Kaley: "Uh, no."
Martha: "Would you ever murder a person and take that secret to the grave?"
Kaley: "Not within the peridomestic swarm radius of the Ædes ægypti. Learned that lesson the hard way."
Martha: "So you understand right and wrong. You know what trespassing is."
Kaley: "Am I on trial here? Am I the one on fucking trial here? In my goddamn wheelchair?"
Martha: "Yeahhhhhhh we're not settling. We're taking this to a jury."
B&B BIZ CTR
Cary: "Hey Alicia? They're doing a merger with Corsica Pacific and they don't want the stink of a settlement. That's why they're stalling."
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