Episode Report Card M. Giant: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT In-fil-tra-tion. Ready? Begin!
By M. Giant | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 03.20.2005
And hey, there's another Air Force uniform, but this one is empty and it's strewn across a hotel room bed, on top of a bedspread under which two people have just finished fucking. The man, whose passing resemblance to Poor Man's Eric Stoltz is almost certainly not accidental, starts to extricate himself from his partner. She's asking for more, but he says he's got to fly tonight. Some posters said that this would have been a good job for Naked Mandy, what with her history of literally screwing guys out of their identification who then end up dead. But of course having Mandy here would have totally given away what was about to happen. Much as I just did. Poor Man's Poor Man's Eric Stoltz laments his lateness and his wrinkled uniform, but she sex-voices, "I wouldn't worry about that." In another second, he's got plenty else to worry about when a cell phone rings and she answers it, telling him it's his wife. On NotMandy's cell phone, no less. Poor Man's Poor Man's Eric Stoltz answers as cheerily as possible, but it's even worse than he thinks: "They've got guns, John," his wife says. "They say they'll kill the children unless you do what they want." Well, at least he's not busted for cheating. Poor Man's Poor Man's Eric Stoltz wants to talk to whomever's there with his family, but all we see is a black-gloved hand taking the receiver from Mrs. PMPMES and hanging it up. In the hotel room, PMPMES looks up from the dial tone to see that his lover is now dressed and holding a gun on him from across the room. "Put your clothes on, John," she sneers at him. But it still sounds all sex-voicy. She might only have the sex-voice to work with. Poor Poor Man's Poor Man's Eric Stoltz. He went from just been fucked to just plain fucked in less than ninety seconds.
At CTU, Bitchelle warns Kiefer that he's got five minutes with TerrorMom before the tactical teams are ready to go. After that, his time runs out. Kiefer joins TerrorMom in the interrogation room at 8:10:42 while Bitchelle and Soul Patch watch from the observation room. Kiefer's got a digital Etch-a-Sketch with a picture of TerrorProf, which he sets down in front of TerrorMom. He asks if she knows TerrorProf. She claims she doesn't, despite TerrorProf's connection to ImhoTerror, since the boss doesn't allow communication between cells. Kiefer tells her who TerrorProf is, and that they need her help to get to ImhoTerror via TerrorProf. TerrorMom points out, "I've already gotten all I'm going to get for cooperating." Kiefer says that's not necessarily true, and switches the Etch-a-Sketch over to the TerrorTeen channel. "Unless you help us get to TerrorProf, that'll be the last time you see him for the rest of your life." Hey, Kiefer? I'd like to point out that I'm not helping you get to TerrorProf either.
In the observation room, Bitchelle gets the call from Curtis letting her know the tactical teams are ready. That was a short five minutes. Less than two, to be exact. Soul Patch wants to give Kiefer another minute.