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By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 05.14.2000
Back in Eyebrow Pencil Land, Nelle tells D-Girl that she got all of the files that she needed. D-Girl tells Nelle to start calling all of her clients from her new office and see who's coming over before she ever tells Richard she's leaving or he might institute counter-measures. She tells Nelle to enjoy the "nasty fun." MALE FANTASY ALERT. There's a dressmaker's dummy in its own spotlight in the back of the office. I do not understand this place.
"That's the thing about women," British Guy enlightens us, "They're all lovely and and sweet and funny right up to the point they reveal themselves to us as utter monsters." He says he's sure there are "exceptions," but none are "documented." Ally continues to flirt and Manson Lamp even though he just said that he's going to think she's a monster and asks how she's doing "so far." She plays with the fringe on her forehead. He sees the fact that she's CRAZY and says, "Maybe we should order." Ally takes a crazy sip from her Crazy Straw and looks in her menu and thinks, "What would be really crazy right now?" He says that he'd like to have sex tonight. Cue the spit take. But, because Ally's crazy, she gives a Crazy Spit Take, which is more like a full-sprinkler system all over the table. Then she chokes and spits all over herself, so that she's just as Crazy and Wet as he is. Crazy Wet Lawyers: Too Hot for FOX. British Guy wipes his face as Crazy continues to do her Crazy Cough, which doesn't even sound like she's choking.
For the first time in my life, I wish I were my coffee table. At least it doesn't understand Ally McBeal.
One of Richard's clients sits down with Richard and tells him that he's giving his account to Nelle. Richard is, of course, stunned at the news that Nelle is leaving. Dramatic music. Richard opens a box on his desk and pushes an alarm. He runs into the office and begins barking orders to have her office searched. He asks Ling if she knew that Nelle was leaving and stealing clients. He tells her that he doesn't believe her when she says no. He tells John what happened. John asks to have the alarm turned off. Richard does, and tells everyone that Nelle is not allowed in the building any longer. Cue the elevator. Nelle walks in and says that she is leaving. John calls her a list of things and Nelle says that she bets he really wants to spank her now. Nelle takes Elaine with her. Elaine says it's better for her to be where she's "appreciated." The Sad Oboe of Misunderstanding Situations plays us to commercial.