Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hope And Glory
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 05.14.2000
Elaine is unpacking her things back at Cajun Fish. Nelle is incredulous. Elaine tells Nelle that she's not a nice person. Nelle says that people admire the bitch more than the nice person. Elaine says she admires honesty. "What do you know?" Nelle asks, as she begins to walk off. "I know that rich, successful people like you often end up with no friends." Nelle acts like that hurts her, but it might just be a hunger pain.
John and Richard are wrestling on the floor. John is choking Richard with his tie. I can't believe no one is going to end up in jail or out of work in this situation. D-Girl walks into the Unisex and breaks up the fight. There are a few "he started it"s and "did not"s, but I'll spare you again. John leaves. Richard stands up, panting. "Did too!" he shouts, and leaves. Cue the toilet flushing. It's Bulldog. She was afraid to leave while they were fighting. She leaves. D-Girl thinks, "I really hope they don't wait until December to start filming the next season of The Sopranos."
D-Girl walks into Richard's office and says she hopes he's not taking this all personally. She's all groping him on his desk and says that this is all about money and how Nelle wants to be him. "What is wrong with the women on this show?" my boyfriend asks me. I try using the mute button, but alas, this episode is taped. I cannot stop the inanity. She says that she's going to have him suck her toes again. "And if you're really, really good, I'll let you tongue my button." Kissing.
I take a six-day bath but still can't get the film off.
John tells Richard, "The judge is calling us, douchebag." Huzzah! Another reference to dirty women without actually calling someone a stinky pussy! Go, David! Go, David! You rule! "Tell her 'Pipe down,' asswipe," Richard says back. John smiles.
Bulldog says there is no evidence of Nelle unlawfully soliciting clients while she was still working, but the files were taken in bad faith. She's ordering Nelle to pay $300,000 in damages. Bulldog binds it, so there's no appeal. Richard doesn't think it's enough money.
Richard goes over to Bulldog and goes into some bit about "triceps waddle" and then starts fingering Bulldog's upper arm. In slow motion, complete to "Chariots of Fire," Richard begins fingering as Ally is completely outraged. Elaine looks nauseous. Richard is stoked. I wish I were anywhere else on this green Earth.
D-Girl and Nelle stand in front of that weird mannequin as Nelle complains about the amount of money she owes Cajun Fish. D-Girl tells Nelle, "You really aren't being attractive." Don't forget the important things in life, girlies. D-Girl says that Nelle can get a loan and pay it off without a problem. "You're a winner, here." She gives her a bottle of wine and tells her to toast herself. "Enjoy this moment."