Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Find Kyle Singer!
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 11.24.2003
Then, in a total violation of the real-time format, Potato Face is downstairs all of a sudden, informing Bitchelle of her findings in the Kiefer Kube. They are interrupted by Adam the Woman Hater announcing that they've found the Piquante Pickup. Bitchelle orders everyone out into the field. "Let's get him!"
Back at the prison, Kiefer and Hartmano are on the roof. A copter with a back-up team lands. "Gimme the shotgun," says Kiefer to Hartmano. He does. "Now take off your uniform," says Kiefer. No comment. The time is 05:50:18 PM.
The time is 05:54:45 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Dr. Anne watches the debate, PoorMan'sJennieGarth continues to nurse Kontagious Kyle, and Spawn reacts to the news that her father is a junkie. Bitchelle's phone rings. It's someone in the field, informing her that the teams are closing in on the Piquante Pickup. Next, Bitchelle orders Adam the Woman Hater to get some infrared satellite technology to help the team out. Adam asks for Spawn's help, but she's totally out to lunch. "What's the matter?" asks Adam as Spawn wipes a tear away. Spawn swears she's fine. Get thee to an Narc-Anon meeting.
Back at the prison, Special Agent Charlie Brown and the warden are on the roof, trying to lock down all of the exits to the prison. Meanwhile, just outside of the roof, Kiefer is all, "If you want to get out of this thing, you're going to have to trust me," to Hartmano. He goes out onto the roof with Hartmano and demands the chopper. Charlie pleads with Kiefer to wait until they find Kontagious Kyle, but Kiefer isn't having any of it. Finally Charlie tells the S.W.A.T. team that have their guns pointed at Kiefer to let him have the chopper. The warden orders all teams to stand down. The teams stand down. Kiefer escorts Hartmano into the chopper.
Back the Terror-arium, a team of CTU agents swarms in and grabs "Kyle Singer plus one."
Back on the prison roof, the chopper is spinning as Kiefer does stuff to the control panel. "What's he doing?" asks the warden. Charlie Brown replies that Kiefer is "disabling the com and the locater." The chopper takes off. Charlie's phone rings. It's Bitchelle. "We have Kyle Singer!" she says. But it's too late. The chopper has left the ground with a disabled radio. "We found Kyle Singer!" screams Charlie Brown to the helicopter, but the spinning blades drown him out. The chopper rises and heads for points unknown. The screen splits. The debate continues. Yawn. Kyle is led out of the Terror-arium by a team of Haz-maticians. Hector Salazar does something intense and broody. Spawn cries some more. Back in the chopper, Hartmano is chuckling to himself. "Congratulations," he says to Kiefer. "Now you are an even bigger enemy to your country than myself." The time is 05:59:58…05:59:59…06:00:00 PM.