Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A | 955 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT True Love's Kiss
By Cindy McLennan | Season 1 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2012.05.13
Recapper's House. Your recapper's husband enters her office and starts blathering about work. Your recapper pauses her TiVo, sighs, looks at her spouse and keeps typing. He doesn't get the hint, even when your recapper sort of pointedly moves her head toward her Mac. Finally, the kitchen timer goes off, saving your recapper's mind and her husband's life. We cut to...
Storybrooke, Night. David finds Mary and apologizes for hurting her. He talks about how he keeps making the wrong decisions and he's not even sure how that's happening. Nothing about his post-coma life sense makes a lick of sense, except his feelings for Mary. He's talking to her now because unless she gives him a reason to stay, he's going to move to Boston. Katherine put a down-payment on an apartment and isn't using it. Mary says she can't give him a reason to stay. David's eyes well up with tears, but Mary's immune to that by now. She climbs in her car. We cut back to the...
Infinite Forest. Charming shows Charming his vial of true love. Charming doubts Rumpy knows anything about true love, but Rumpy assures him he had it in his life ever so briefly until the object of his affections died. Charming wants Rumpy to cut to the chase and tell him what he wants. The true love magic must be protected at all costs, so Rumpy wants Charming to put it in a safe place -- inside the belly of the beast. He takes the vial and puts it in a gold case shaped like a giant egg. Charming doesn't understand why Rumpy wants to hide the true love potion. Rumpy says, "Let's just say, I'm saving it for a rainy day."
Recapper's House, Office. Your recapper is typing away when her cousin calls her about having brunch on Sunday. Your recapper is always up for brunch, so again she pauses the TiVo. The two women babble for a while. When the call ends, your recapper stares out the window for an indeterminate amount of time. Then she wanders to the dining room to look at the thermometer. It's sunny and in the mid-70s. Your recapper decides to open all the windows and air out the house. While she's upstairs, she makes the beds. Afterwards, she pours herself a glass of iced tea and goes out onto the front porch to enjoy the day. It's only when she wonders what she's going to do today that she remembers she is supposed to be working. Yikes! We cut to...