Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT In Every Dream Home, People Under The Stairs
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.13.2013
Jessica: "Don't you joke around about that. She doesn't exist on this show. No, it was fuckin' CeCe Drake."Alison: "That is amazing. That bitch is so fucking crazy. I can't believe she actually did it."
Jessica: "Hope you enjoy it, because you are never seeing that girl again. Even the doctor agrees, your friendship is toxic."
Alison: "So are a lot of things."
Jessica: "Well, she's not comin' back in this house unless she drills holes in the floor and climbs up in the middle of the night wearing a voluminous red cape and a mask of your face."
And you know Alison just went right back to playing the piano, creepy as you please.
BACKFLASH
Jessica: "I mean, that shit was cray. They were obsessed with each other."
Hanna: "Like Mona Vanderwaal obsessed? Or just like, wearing each other's makeup and clothes and stuff."
Jessica, verbatim: "More like wearing each other's personalities."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just literally threw my arms up in the air and made that noise. Yessssssssss.
I have never been more thrilled in my life. I am so glad I'm recapping it live this week, you guys. Sometimes you write it, sometimes you live. But sometimes, you fire all of your guns and explode into space. I have tears in my eyes, like if you saw a beautiful sunset.
HASTINGS
Caleb: "Wow, that is amazing!"
Spencer: "I know, right? This season is fucking bringing it. Plus it reminds me of that time Alison had those masks made of her face so her 'friends' would look more like her."
Hanna: "I thought he meant us. Or some kind of Genesis P-Orridge situation."
Spencer: "It was! But the situation was with CeCe!"
Liars: "This is not going to sit well with Aria."
Veronica: "Hey everybody. Hanna, have you checked on your mom? Because somebody (named Mona or maybe Wren) anonymously accused me of obstruction of justice for bullying Mona into confessing, so I have to recuse myself and now your mother has no lawyer."
Hanna: "That sucks!"
Veronica: "Yep. Please don't ask me what else I did today. You might think the two things are connected. Which they plainly are."
AFTER REGIONALS
Dreamy date music plays while Aria and Jake chat about how lame everything is and eat late-night burritos.