Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT In Every Dream Home, People Under The Stairs
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.13.2013
Jessica: "Then can I say, I wish that Alison had been gay for you. You would make a lovely daughter-in-law, considering my only other child is a bastard and nobody knows where he is."Emily: "Again, that is awfully sweet. In a certain way. Um, is there alcohol in this?"
Jessica: "What kind of pretend mother do you think I am? But why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
Emily: "You are the only person on this show equipped to fully appreciate Drunk Emily, but I think no. I need to save my wits for processing all the shit you just pulled on me."
PHILLY
Hot Angry Girl: "When CeCe dropped out of UPenn and moved to LA, she stuck me with the rent."
Aria: "Wait, dropped out? Or got kicked out."
Angry: "How do you know about all that? I thought you weren't 'girls' with CeCe. Are you telling me that you were more girls with her than the amount of girls you let on previously?"
Aria: "I wish I had worn bigger earrings for this conversation. No, I was not really girls with her but I was girls with Alison who was girls with CeCe. By the transitive property of girls being girls with girls, that entitles me to knowledge of her college transcript."
Angry: "Fucking A, you're girls with Alison? Then you should know that your girl stopped being girls with that girl when she girled her out of college."
Aria: "Right! I forgot that part. CeCe said that Alison got her kicked out. Not by snapping that girl's neck that time, but some similar Ali mayhem..."
But then everything becomes amazing because it was! It was!
Angry: "NO! [YES!] It WAS that party. And you were THERE, come to think of it. One of those four bitches that followed Ali everywhere, and were integral to the neck-snapping."
Aria: "She spoke about us? How flattering! Integral, you say. Isn't that something. Guess it's not a party 'til Montgomery walks in."
DILAURENTIS
Hanna wanders around looking for Emily and Jessica, as requested by Aria, and unbeknownst to her is followed upstairs to the Shrine by none other than REDCOAT. Strange noises and bumps being no big deal to Hanna by this point, she is able to ignore it as Redcoat walks into seemingly every surface and piece of furniture on the entire ground floor.
Suddenly she is struck by an intuition, and opens Ali's music box to fuck with her jewelry and listen to the creepy song. Are we about to have a flashback? Nope, just standing around feeling weird while Redcoat fully stands in the room behind her! And then walks out! And then Hanna's like, "I was going to work on focusing and not getting distracted by shiny objects but then I got distracted by a... Hey, it's happening again!"