Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT In Every Dream Home, People Under The Stairs
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.13.2013
DEBRIEF
Spencer: "He said DiLaurentis, I'm positive about this."
Emily: "How can you be? You said Toby visited him, not you!"
Spencer: "Oh right, I keep forgetting that because it is stupid."
Hanna: "And why was Toby in an old-folks' home?"
Spencer: "I don't know. Either Tippi the Bird or Nigel the Hottie, I forget."
Emily: "Wait, are we going to just ask Jessica about her time in an asylum? On a day she received her divorce papers? She's practically my mother-in-law, you dicks! Fields OUT!"
They go downstairs, mystified -- Hanna most of all -- as to why we should give one single shit about Jessica DiLaurentis's crazy bitch feelings.
Jessica: "Emily, is that you?"
Hanna: "No, it's Spencer and Hanna. Emily is at work."
Jessica: "Stay for dinner? Stay for a sleepover? Stay FOREVER?"
Hanna: "That is not fucking happening."
Jessica: "I know it's cold! But the furnace is..."
Spencer: "You keep bringing that up and it's so sad, but also makes me think that you are likely going to be blown up in this episode."
Jessica: "Okay, later!"
Spencer: "...Mrs. DiLaurentis, do you know a Dr. Palmer? A psychiatrist? From Radley?"
Jessica: "Did he treat you while you were there?"
Spencer: "Uh no, actually I was wondering if he was ever your doctor?"
Jessica: "You shut the fuck up."
Spencer: "He mentioned you, is all."
Jessica: "Okay. He wasn't my doctor, if it's the guy I'm thinking of."
Hanna: "So he was Ali's? As in the Halloween story of the twins?"
Jessica: "This is gonna take all night, let's just do a..."
FLASHBACK
Jessica came home pissed as hell! And even though she could hear Alison practicing on the piano, she was still all like, "WHERE ARE YOU!" Ali smarted off, like she do, and Jessica SMASHED the piano cover down, narrowly missing her tiny fingers.
Jessica: "That was so fucked up! The two of you are insane!"
Alison: "Why what on Earth, Mother."
Jessica: "I get a call my daughter's on suicide watch, run a million red lights, terrified something's happened, and when I get there who is it, dressed head to toe in your clothes?"
Alison: "Uh, Courtney?"