Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sugar, sugar
By Miss Alli | Season 9 | Episode 2 | Aired on 03.06.2006
Finally, all these dorks get moving, complete with "punch buggy" blah blah cliché-cakes. In the MoJo car (oh, OKAY, it's at least shorter), she says that she knows she might be a little slower than he is today when they're going up against two teams of guys, but she's going to do her absolute best. Good for her. All three teams arrive at the waterfall, and all start climbing. One person per team at a time, but teams can climb simultaneously. All three teams act basically as you would expect. MoJo is mutually supportive, BJ and Tyler are show-offy, and Eric and Jeremy make yet another mention of wishing there were girls in swimsuits. I'm now starting to think that they are so good in bed that the woman would have to take special stretch classes ahead of time to fully appreciate the experience. They just plain love breasts, and they make women scream, and they don't care who knows it.
Middle bus. "I totally did that experiment in school," Dave observes about the ethanol as he and Lori choose Press It. I'll bet he did, too. I tested my own blood type once. Wanda and Desiree also choose to Press It, but Ray and Yolanda are taking the Climb.
BJ and Tyler are the first to finish the climb, and much to my surprise, it's the pit stop already. At only 28 minutes into the show! The good news is that the certain front-running nimrods are soon going to vanish from the episode. Anyway, Phil explains that the teams now will drive 20 miles through the country looking for a coffee plantation where the next pit stop is located. Last team may be eliminated. When BJ and Tyler are gone, it's Eric and Joseph on the ropes, and Joseph is much, much better at it than Eric. (I'm sure this is the only thing Joseph is better at than Eric, though. I mean, Joseph hasn't talked one time about how much he loves, say, grabbing his girlfriend's ass. He just talks to her and likes her and is hot, which means he's probably not the kind of guy it would be enjoyable to sleep with at all.) Eric, for the most part, is just dangling in a dorky fashion, largely unable to figure out the ascenders using his pea-sized brain.
BJ and Tyler yell, "Hippie power!" Dead to me.
Fresh from the climb, in the car, Monica comments to Joseph, "I'm filthy. And I love it." Hee. He laughs. Yeah. He should ask Eric for some sex lessons, definitely. Jeremy does the climb now, and he's substantially less clueless than Eric, anyway -- not that this is a ringing endorsement, really.
Lori and Dave are headed to the plantation, and Yolanda is already "hot as hell" and looking forward to getting wet in the waterfall.