Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Feeding The Rat
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.16.2011
L/G
Eli: "Alicia! You should be at my beck and call!"
Alicia: "I like dicking around with you."
Eli: "Please come to this meeting with Will and Diane. You know how scary they are."
Alicia: "Just act like a frigging human being, for like one second."
Eli: "That is a novel concept. Thanks."
Eli: "Kalinda! You should be at my beck and call!"
Kalinda: "I am capable of like infinite work, it doesn't matter to me. Full-time, part-time, I am going to find the clue immediately before the third commercial break regardless of how you're paying me."
Eli: "I have three political crises and the cheese lobby and I feel spiritual about you and our connection. Also, I don't like sharing. Also, I want to poach you when I leave Lockhart, Gardner."
Kalinda: "Oh, see, you should have just said that. I'm not leaving L/G. Not happening. Last time I flirted with that idea I almost ended up at the SA's office. Never again."
Eli, verbatim: "It is going to happen, because I'm going to make it worth your while. More money, more power, more self-reliance..."
Table it, for now.
Will: "Eli, I don't trust you and I think you're sleazy. Which is one bad thing and one good thing, because I totally love sleazy stuff. Why are we in this meeting?"
Julius: "I'm Julius. I'm not on this show very much."
Eli: "I need Alicia and Kalinda at my beck and call!"
Will: "No."
Eli: "I will make some vague threats, okay?"
Will: "Seriously, no. For eleven thousand different reasons, no. Starting with A is for Alicia will kill Kalinda, and Z is for They are our best dudes. No."
Diane: "Will, I hate it when you say the truth. Let's talk in private. Eli, your concerns and your money are very important to us."
Diane: "Will, please don't piss him off. He hops back and forth on those tiny doll legs and flails his arms around like the Lonely Goatherd and I just lose it. Just completely lose my shit."
Will: "But he's just being bossy and annoying and if you give him an inch he'll take a mile. A wee little mile."
Diane: "The Dairy Guild is bringing in as much money right now as we lost last year. Eli is good for us."
Will: "So good that we give him Alicia? I don't know if you've ever seen this show, but she's the one that wins all the cases. Every case, she wins it. Without her we're basically just a warehouse for vipers. And don't get me started on Kalinda."
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