Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Feeding The Rat
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.16.2011
Eli: "The hierarchy. Usually I can figure it out, but this place is like a mom-and-pop store."
Kalinda: "No, it's actually that simple because they keep pulling coups on everybody all the time, or the people have Alzheimer's, or they drop dead, or David Lee is mean to them. It's all about Will and Diane. Lockhart and Gardner. The end."
Eli: "The end?"
Kalinda: "Okay, I guess we're friends suddenly, so here's the real real shit. If you want to persuade Diane, you persuade David Lee. If you want to persuade Will, you persuade Alicia."
LOVE YOU
Kalinda shows Julius and Kalinda the photo of Fishmonger alongside the witness sketch, and tells them about how he redeemed his winnings seconds before the shooting, but then Alicia takes a call.
Alicia: "What am I doing? Working on a pro bono. What are you doing?"
Will: "I don't know. Whoring myself out. I sorta miss you."
Alicia: "I sorta miss you, too. Let's have a bunch of sex."
Will: "That sounds appropriate. Hey, a bunch of crows just took off into the sky and the moon turned red as blood in the middle of the day, so I'm guessing Celeste just showed up. I'll call you later? Love you."
Alicia: "..."
Will: "..."
Alicia: "..."
Will: "..."
Will: "Oh shit! I mean, whatever. I just... Words come out, you know, you say that at the end of phone calls, I said it, but it was like automatically, okay. Mechanically."
Alicia: "As insulting as that is, I'm with you. Please don't have said it."
Will: "I mean, I care about you, we are buddies and close friends."
Alicia: "There is certainly affection between us. I don't think anyone would disagree there."
Will: "So this isn't totally weird?"
Alicia: "Oh, it's totally weird. But it's weird in the exact same way that I am, like, genetically programmed to be okay with. Overlooking that stuff is like half my personality."
Will: "If only Eli could figure out how that time machine of his works, he could go back in time and erase me saying it this time, too."
CRAZYPANTS
Will: "Hey, that was a shitty move with Peter. Really mean."
Celeste: "Feeed the raaaaat. But wait, what's this? All this drama has just been a complex mind game. For you were not recruiting me, I was recruiting you! You are not acquiring a bankruptcy department, I'm starting my own firm, including those departments Diane thinks you're here for. And so the hunter becomes the hunted!"
Will: "I'm not going to let you put your weirdo spell on me this time, Serrano. I'm serious. None of your strange left-turns, none of your creepy sex stuff, no random curveballs or non sequiturs, just a good old-fashioned..."
Celeste: "-- I will make you Commissioner of Baseball!"
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