Episode Report Card Erin: C+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT If by "awful" you mean "awfully convenient for Jack."
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 01.11.2005
So, whatever, Married to the Mob over here Joiseys that she wants to get down to business. Or, as she says, "Can we jist cut to the desoit?" "Desoit" for "dessert"? Who talks like that? Unfortunately, I don't have time to delve into this mystery, because, after Marshall introduces himself as Syd's accountant, the camera careens over to where Vaughn sits, harassing a bank employee. And this time, the captions clearly state that he is supposed to be speaking in a British accent. Only, it's unlike any British accent I've ever heard in my entire life. It starts out as kind of working-class Brit, then sort of limps into Cockney, turns left into North London, hitchhikes to somewhere in Manchester, takes a boat to Belgium, skydives into a small unknown island off the coast of Italy, takes a submarine to Australia, and then…kind of stumbles into a pub somewhere in South Africa. Yeah. No idea. It's all over the place. It doesn't matter. He's pretty. And he's pretending to be some vineyard owner who's pissed off about something. Again, it really doesn't matter. Pretty.
Syd and Marshall, meanwhile, have followed the bank manager into his office and are pretending to need some secret account for Joisey's stolen mobster money. Joisey wants to make sure this secret account is secure, and the bank manager assures her that it's biometrically protected and mentions the "initial deposit amount" that they discussed over the phone. Marshall opens up his briefcase and reveals a whole lotta cash. The bank manager asks for Joisey's full name and she pipes up, "Clawdeeya Muhreea Vasskez DuhMawco." Heh. She sounds like she attended the Mona Lisa Vito School of Accent Butchery.
Back with Vaughn of the Vineyards, he's still pretending to be angry. In walks Dixon in a hilariously awful Rasta wig. He interrupts Vaughn and the bank lady and Vaughn gets even pissier and basically tells Rastadixon to shove off. Rastadixon ain't taking that crap, so a fight ensues. Obviously, this is a diversion they're creating for whatever secret stuff Marshall and Syd are going to get up to in a minute here. Back in the bank office, Joisey gets her account situated and the manager hands her a little card with her secret account number on it. Joisey kind of fans herself with it and snaps her gum. Hee. Then the phone rings and the manager's called out into the bank to deal with the Rumble in the Rasta Vineyard outside. He leaves, and Syd and Marshall get to work on their mission.