Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Is That A Bestiality Reference?
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 7 | Aired on 08.23.1998
Nappa walks with Burruano. How Glynn hasn't figured out that this guy is in the mob's pocket is beyond me. Burruano exposits that Schibetta's mind has snapped, and that he keeps talking as though Nino is still alive. Nappa says they can't kill Adebisi yet, but he wants to take away whatever is most important to him. Burruano informs Nappa that Adebisi is a heroin junkie, and Nappa orders him to suggest to Glynn that they do some "random" drug testing. Cut to Burruano picking a few guys out from the crowd in the main Em City area, Adebisi included, of course. In the hospital wing, Pete hands out cups to piss in for Hill, Rebadow, Said, and Adebisi. When it's Adebisi's turn, he drops his pants and plays with himself. I think you might be confused as to what kind of sample they're looking for, Simon. Later, the hacks take Adebisi out of his cell, much to the relief of the now scantily-dressed young boy from earlier, who certainly looked like he was going to beat Beecher's gate-to-prag record. Beecher, you're still number one! (Any urine-test joke there was completely incidental, I assure you.)
Adebisi is in Pete's office. She tells him she wants him to come to drug counseling. Adebisi: "Rehab is bullshit." Pete threatens him with the psych ward, which I wouldn't think would be a very effective threat, considering that he could routinely dine at the Peter Schibetta All-You-Can-Eat Butt-fet. She asks him what he's trying to avoid by taking drugs. After a bit more of this, Adebisi says he'll come to the meetings and stop using. I ask out loud if it's possible that she really believes him. A tumbleweed blows by.
Cafeteria. The creepy African guy from earlier regards Adebisi. Adebisi asks what he's looking at, and given that the guy's headwear is stranger than Adebisi's, I have to agree that he shouldn't be staring. He appears to be sporting a glossy slipcover, and while, given my moniker, I certainly appreciate the value of good upholstery, I think I have to give this particular fashion statement the big thumbs-down. Ryan appears and reports to his boyfriend that Nappa engineered the drug test to slow Adebisi down. Adebisi says it's time "to kill some dagos," and Ryan encourages him before leaving. Seeing Nappa and Pancamo in line, Adebisi grabs a knife and tells his gang that they're going out and cutting their throats. The pigs are doing loop-the-loops as Wangler is the voice of reason, saying that there are hacks everywhere and everyone will see them. Adebisi doesn't care and shoves by Wangler, but runs straight into Slipcover Guy, who tells him not to disgrace their people. From this angle, it seems that he's wearing a pillbox hat made from a slipcover, but I'm not about to change his nickname now. Adebisi is unmoved until the guy says something in a foreign language, which I'm totally guessing is Adebisi's real name. Adebisi asks who he is. Slipcover Guy: "Who are you?" Couch Baron: "Will some part of this episode please make sense?" A hack tells Adebisi to get back to work.