Episode Report Card Pamie: A+ | 59 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT No Vacancy
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2004.05.18
This KFC Hipster ad campaign is the stupidest thing. No, wait. The Garfield/Black Eyed Peas commercial is the stupidest thing. Wait. Ugh. I can't believe I just wrote either of those sentences.
Lorelai checks in a complete stranger named Freddy. Miss Patty tells Lorelai that the place is spectacular. Lorelai checks her into Room 1 and asks her to be objective about her stay at the inn. Miss Patty promises to be a pain. Then she flirts with her door holder. Taylor delivers his list of complaints, of which there are already fourteen. He even brought his own comment cards.
Kirk asks Michel to remove the lamp, bookends, books, shoe horns, and sewing kit from his room. He asks if the pictures are bolted to the wall. Michel says he's not ripping the pictures out of Kirk's room. "Well then, apparently you've never been in love," Kirk snaps.