Episode Report Card Pamie: A+ | 59 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT No Vacancy
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2004.05.18
Luke decides to meet this Digger fellow. He sits down next to Digger in the lobby. They chit-chat about the food. Luke says that Digger's name is familiar. Digger says he's a friend of Lorelai's, and that Lorelai has already mentioned Luke to him. Luke says it's nice to be mentioned. Digger tells Luke that he's dating Lorelai, "going on six months." Luke says he thought they'd broken up. Digger says they hit a rough patch, but that they're working through it: "When it's right, it's right. And Lorelai and I are right." Luke tells Digger he's very happy for him. Digger asks for directions to the bathroom and leaves. Luke thinks for a second, and then gets up to leave as well.
Lorelai finds Luke and says he's the last one up. Luke says he's not the last one up at all. Lorelai asks if he's okay after his butt-kicking from Babette. Luke says he's feeling pretty stupid right now: "I'm not a mysterious man, am I?" Lorelai says that the wardrobe is a bit of a head-scratcher. Luke says he's been very clear with his intentions: "You knew what I was doing." Lorelai says she didn't officially, since he didn't say anything official. Luke says he let his actions speak, as that's what you're supposed to do: "That's the romantic way to do this, dammit." Lorelai says he's right, and apologizes. (Dude, mark that moment in history.) Luke continues, saying that Lorelai went along with all of it, so he assumed that they were on the same page: "And then your boyfriend shows up. Here, at the inn, which I invested in." Luke wouldn't bring up the money right now, would he? If so, watch out, Lorelai. Lorelai says that Digger's not her boyfriend. Luke says that Digger told Luke that he was: "And the whole time I'm thinking to myself, 'What the hell have I been doing this for? She's taken!'"