Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 88 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT The Privilege of Irony
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.05.2014
Kalinda: "Marilyn was at a class reunion the afternoon of September 7, which yes, is basically her date of conception."Eli: "Nice! That explains why she won't say who the... There was a Peter there?"
Kalinda: "Yep. But he was just some guy."
Eli: "Noooo...."
Kalinda: "She peaced, Eli. She peaced out, and headed to Springfield, to see a person named Peter. So you tell me where your boss was that day. Was he at the Springfield Sheraton? Because the digital security footage was gone when I got there."
Eli: "You mean like for blackmail?"
Kalinda: "Don't get in too deep, sweetie. Just figure it out. I gotta go."
Eli: "Please don't tell anyb..."
Kalinda: "Who the fuck would I tell? Bye, Eli."
F/A
Robyn: "You want me to comb the internet for mentions of that song as satire, or parody. You think that's a job for an investigator, because you think Google is sorcery and that it will take me all day to do this. That's what you're saying."
Alicia: "Yeah or you could use ChumHum. Or you could like Bing it. I know some things, I've been around the block a few times."
Robyn: "Internet troll consensus. For real?"
Alicia: "Anything I can spin into even just the illusion of consensus, yeah."
Robyn: "So um, this is a Hail Mary..."
Alicia: "I didn't put on my sex clothes just to lose this bitch, Robyn Burdine."
GARBANZA OFC
Marilyn is on her back on her office floor, because of course she is, it's her two favorite things: Being uncomfortable and acting weird. I find her more ravishing and more compelling each week, I really do. This is like her best scene ever, to me. Even though she's being a walking-talking bullshit machine in service to an errant plot, there's something about how annoyed and violated she is by Eli with this that I can somehow buy, even though on the on-paper level she's doing it solely to give him a storyline and bridge to the next can of beans at the end. I just like Melissa George. People don't say that enough, you should say it if you feel it.
Marilyn: "Ugh, what."
Eli: "Is Peter Florrick the father?"
Marilyn: "Fuck you. No, and we already talked about this a hundred times."
Eli: "We have talked about it zero times, if you don't count you telling me you don't want to talk about it, which doesn't and shouldn't count."
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