Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Eye Wide Shut
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.05.2012
The Liars all circle around Veronica to chill her out about how her daughter almost just blew up. The girls run off to deal, and Jason watches Veronica sit down, all alone.
Emily calls Mrs. St. Germain, just to make more of a fucking mess, to tell her that Maya's okay but that's all she gets to know.
Spencer watches through the window as Jason joins Veronica, which is super sweet, and then Toby tells her that Jenna has summoned all four of them for a meeting, and asks her if she's okay, which is also super sweet. I don't know much about shippers and I'm pretty sure they are idiots, but when I see Toby getting close to Spencer, I mean physically, it makes me want to slap anybody who is a fan of them dating, right in the face, because... I guess the truth is that it's because I secretly wish Wren were my boyfriend, and somehow acting like an ass about it will help that imaginary situation come true. Is that what shipping is? I think I have that. And I do not wish to learn the cure.
JENNA THING OF ALL TIME
Aria: "So, Jason was out of town and didn't send you that text. Also why would he club you over the head and then leave you in a blowing-up house? That's more our thing."
Jenna: "Well, fuckin' somebody did."
Spencer: "Right, because it was one of us? So predictable."
Emily: "You cannot possibly think, at this point, that we did this. Half of us saved you."
Jenna suddenly, finally, bursts into tears. She's as mystified as they are. This is so perfect.
"...I don't."
Jenna's getting embarrassed, so Toby asks them to leave; Jenna asks Hanna to stay.
Jenna: "Did you really save me?"
Hanna: "Yeah, that was me."
Jenna: "Why?"
Because absolutely nothing is going to change until somebody does this, and I'm the one who does this. Because none of us would have ever hurt you; because Alison was attracted and repulsed by you the same way we were attracted and repulsed by her, which is the only reason you ever got hurt. Because blood calls for blood, and somebody's got to be the smart one and stop it from going around and around, and that's me.
Because you couldn't see my face at the window, but I could see yours.
"...You're welcome."
That was Hanna Marin speaking, in case you were confused. I love this show. I just love this show.
MORE RE: STUFF
Liars: "So... That was A trying to kill her, huh?"
Spencer: "I just want to figure out what's going on with these newspapers."
Hanna: "I mean, it's dicey because normally I would say A, since it was obviously A, but this is Jenna. Don't we think Jenna is A? You know, like how everybody is A?"
Aria: "Well, or Garrett being jealous because she's back with Toby, or with Noel Kahn and Toby both, or..."
Emily: "She was honestly supposed to die, huh?"
Liars: "...Let's stay with the image of her having a threesome with Noel Kahn and Toby for like one second."
Aria: "No, I found a ripped-up postcard with #1 written on it. And no postmark."
Hanna: "And I found a newspaper with some..."