Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Eye Wide Shut
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.05.2012
DEBRIEF
Aria: "So yeah, add that to the onslaught of people, things and places Alison checked in with while mid-death."
Liars: "Emily, why are you hanging back? After Hefty Hanna we decided to always walk in one line without any stragglers."
Emily: "I'm just bummed about Maya still being alive."
Garrett: Drives off from the Cavanaugh Place, tires squealing.
Liars: "Let's all just stand here hilariously staring into space until our phones go off with a text from A."
(They do. It is hilarious.)
A Text: "Where there's smoke, there's payback."
Liars: "Vague. I guess she's gonna blow some shit up now?"
Jenna and Toby come out of their house talking to some firemen. Not the hot kind, the regular kind. The ladies are astounded by this turn of events.
Emily: "We do not want the bitch we blew to hell talking to the fire department. Think about it."
Aria: "And now Toby's going to sell us out."
Spencer: "Man, I fucked that kid up. If only he didn't look so mournful all the time I would have been able to better gauge the level of his anxiety."
Toby: (Sells the girls out, complete with amazing hand movements to indicate the time they blew his sister to hell.)
DOCTOR
Jenna: "Did you see that old movie about the old lady who got her eyesight back? She filled a room up with all her most beautiful stuff so she could see them when she opened her eyes for the first time. In that spirit, take off your shirt."
Toby: "That lady in that movie was a mean old bitch."
Jenna: "Oh, so you have seen it!"
Toby: "Yeah. I also see Wren over there."
He growls at Wren when he comes over to check on Toby's arm from the roof thing; Wren has no idea and even stupidly brings up Spencer. Jenna finds a way to make even this situation about how creepy she is, somehow.
Jenna: "That little guy was really hot and British."
Toby: "I'm perturbed. Jealous? I don't know. It's really fucked up for you to work this angle."
Jenna: "Bitch, that is what I am all about. You think I'm gonna zig, I rape ya. You think I'm gonna zag, I fuck Noel Kahn. It's really the best policy."
MIDNIGHT IN THE QUAD
Emily: "Is there a reason you're hanging out in a random school area even though it's like sundown?"
Spencer: "In Rosewood it's always just about sundown. Anyway, I am starting to feel weird about the elaborate breakup con we pulled with Toby that time I made him break up with me."
Emily: "It's like your only plan that has ever actually worked. Think of it that way!"
Spencer: "What's this about your dad leaving Texas and your mom moving back here? And what about Maya?"
Emily: "It's all true. Also, Maya texted me but I'm keeping it a secret for no real reason. She's a little erratic, you know?"