Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT No Blondes For Oil!
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.31.2003
The warehouse. SCS tells Kiefer that, once he and Cate have escaped, he will notify him where the evidence is. Kiefer asks what kind of leverage he has to insure that SCS will hand over the evidence. "This is just one of those situations where you just have to trust me," says SCS. Cate enters the warehouse, escorted by PMAA. "Kiefer? What's going on?" asks Cate. "You and me are going on a little trip," says SCS. Kiefer reluctantly tells her that she has to go with SCS. "You gave me your word," says Cate. Kiefer apologizes coldly. "Do what he says and I promise you that you won't get hurt," says Kiefer. The time is 12:49:10 AM.
Bitchelle's phone rings. It's a guy named Danny. Lesbo-Carrie listens in as Danny asks Bitchelle if he and the children are safe from the B-O-M-B he's been hearing about. Unfortunately, she can't give him any more information. Bitchelle tries to calm Danny down, but he threatens to call Lesbo-Carrie to find out what's going on because Bitchelle won't tell him anything. Bitchelle thought that he stopped speaking to Lesbo-Carrie. Danny confirms this; he thinks Lesbo-Carrie is a bitch. He abruptly hangs up. Lesbo-Carrie deletes this call from her database file. They were fighting over a man? Jeez, that's lame.
Back at the Inconvenient Convenience Store, the SWAT team is closing in, and the police tell HisPanic to give up his weapon. He doesn't come out, and the cops raid the building. Spawn watches in horror as gunfire ensues. A medical team is called in. No one cares.
Since Palmer is in a briefing with CTU Director Chappelle, PoorMan'sHumeCronyn and Rolaide meet with PoorMan'sJoeLieberman via videophone. PMJL informs them that the British ambassador is frustrated that the United States is planning an attack against the Middle East without coordinating with his country. Oh, like England wouldn't be thrilled to be left out of such a war in real life judging by Tony Blair's popularity these days. PMJL asks PoorMan'sHumeCronyn what's going on with the plans for war, questioning Palmer's softness on the issue. PoorMan'sHumeCronyn believes that Palmer is capable of making the right decision and is committed to the military action; he only wants to cover every base. The Vice President hangs up, and PoorMan'sHumeCronyn tells Rolaide that, with the planes in the air ready to begin the attack, it will be a disaster to turn them around based on one CTU agent's claim of evidence. Rolaide wonders what they are going to do next.