Episode Report Card Gustave: C+ | 293 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Conspiracy? What conspiracy?
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 24 | Aired on 2003.05.20
The time is 07:13:05 AM. Klockwise from the top left…or make that "left to right"…the split-screen images are all zigzagged like the "Head Over Heels" video by the Go-Gos as Hall Monitor Carrie looks for more people to tell on; PMHC sits alone in a board room, regretting, no doubt, the betrayal of his best friend; Kiefer rides in the new Kiefmobile; and EvilChrisElliott heads for the L.A. Coliseum. CTU. Spawn and Cate enter. The Hall Monitor slithers up to them and introduces herself, and tells them to have a seat while she notifies Chappelle of their arrival. "I'll handle this, Carrie," says Soul Patch. "I thought you were in custody," says Carrie. "I was released," says Soul Patch, walking past her to greet the two blondes. Okay, that was hysterical. Soul Patch tells Spawn and Cate that Kiefer is out in the field and won't be back for a couple of hours. This is cold comfort for Spawn, who wants to see her dad right away. "It's going to be okay," says Soul Patch, forgetting, perhaps, that every time Spawn ends up at CTU, either her mom dies or a B-O-M-B goes off. I mean, is it "Take Your Daughter To Work -- And Traumatize Her -- Day" again already? Spawn goes off with the Hall Monitor, leaving Soul Patch to tell Cate some breaking news. "Your father came back here after we released him," says Soul Patch. "He wanted to talk to your sister before she was taken away." Cate makes a turd face and asks why they brought Marie back to CTU. Soul Patch doesn't answer her, but if he did, he'd say that Marie and Papa Crew are back because the writers totally forgot to resolve that plotline in any definitive manner.