Episode Report Card Gustave: C+ | 293 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Conspiracy? What conspiracy?
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 24 | Aired on 2003.05.20
Gunfire. Gunfire. Gunfire. Lady Mac running…and giving Spawn a "run" for her money. Shooting. Shooting. Palmer listening in horror. Bitchelle listening in horror. More shooting. More running. Lady Mac reaches the safety of a vomitorium and hides out. By the way, by "vomitorium," I'm not referring to a place where the ancient Romans threw up after a large meal. "Vomitorium" is actually an architectural term describing the passageway in a coliseum where the audience enters in order to take their seats. You learn something new every day, don't you? Gunfire. Gunfire. Some ECE minions go down. Lady Mac clutches her side, probably in pain from the shanking she got from Hightops. Kiefer katches up to Lady Mac, and they run toward the exit, and into an ECE minion who has a fistfight with Kiefer. Does Kiefer take him? Of course he does. Meanwhile, Lady Mac runs toward the exit at Kiefer's velvety request. The ECE minion goes down, and Kiefer slumps to the ground, clutching his chest. He stumbles over to a stadium seat, but suffers another heart attack before he can reach it.
Hey, look who's coming out of a nearby vomitorium. It's EvilChrisElliott. Does he shoot Kiefer as soon as he possibly can? Of course not. He walks slowly over to Konvulsing Kiefer with a shit-eating grin on his face. Kiefer draws his gun and pulls the trigger. Click. Click. Click. Kiefer is out of ammo. ECE doesn't even blink. "You've caused me a lot of trouble today," says ECE, raising his gun. But before he can shoot Kiefer, a CTU agent in a helicopter shoots him several times and he goes down. And as several people in the forums pointed out, how did that helicopter get that close to ECE without them (or us) hearing it? Nevertheless, a SWAT team enters the coliseum with guns drawn. Back at the White House, PoorMan'sAlexanderHaig, who was never part of the conspiracy after all -- whatever -- orders the bombers to refrain from bombing the Middle East just minutes before they reach their targets. Palmer gasps a sigh of relief. The time is 07:43:05 AM.