Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 45 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Who Wrote the Book of Love?
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 2004.05.04
Luke's. He's on the phone with someone, arguing about wheat. Lorelai enters and sits at the counter. Luke says he's ordering the wheat for decoration, not to eat. "No, I'm not going poofy on you, dammit!" he yells into the phone. Boo to that joke. Luke hangs up and asks Lorelai what happened to all the wheat in this country. "Isn't Kansas lousy with wheat?" Lorelai remembers Toto running through it. She orders coffee and asks about the need for wheat. Luke tells Lorelai about Liz's wedding, and acts like she should have known about it, even though Luke himself only found out at the most two days ago. Luke says he got sucked in just like always, giving Liz and T.J. cell phones, picking things up, calling for wheat and pewter. He asks where he could find myrtle. Lorelai tells him not to add stuff from his to-do list to hers. She asks if she's now caught up on all the news. Luke says she is. Jess enters and tells Luke he's not paying for a hotel, so he's staying upstairs. He heads up as Lorelai's all shocked and gasping, amazed that Jess is in town without her getting a memo. Luke says he wasn't sure Jess was coming, since he just went to see him in New York. Lorelai complains that she needed some things picked up in New York. Luke tells her not to add stuff from her to-do list to his. Luke appears to stare right at us as Lorelai makes an awkward metaphor about her to-do list being as long as the birth rate in China.