Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 45 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Who Wrote the Book of Love?
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 2004.05.04
Luke tells Liz she has to slow down. Liz says that if you slow down, you die. T.J. asked her to be his fair maiden last week, and she said aye. Liz says they're "grabbing life by the ping-pongs." I'd support a constitutional amendment banning that expression before anybody else uses it. T.J. says he's going to have a blast of a bachelor party, and invites Luke, albeit only out of obligation. He jokes that Luke's about 800th on the list of potential best men, but he'd still like Luke to come to the party. Liz tells Luke to tell her he's happy for her. Luke says he's happy and promises to go to the bachelor party. T.J. says it's great that Luke will continue to keep up appearances that they like each other, and then announces that he's off to get some beer. He leaves, prompting Luke to ask how T.J. would know where to go. Maybe the sign behind him that says "Dooce's Market" might be an indication. Liz says that T.J. has a nose for these kinds of things. Does she mean for beer? Liz tells Luke that the wedding is going to be unbelievable. She talks about her dress and how she looks straight out of Camelot and she's so excited to be getting married again.
Inside Luke's, Liz gives her brother a quick description of her ceremony, which will be held in the town square. But that's exactly when Taylor's planned the 45th annual Stained Glass and Jam Festival! Rory's coming home from Yale and everything! Liz tells Luke he won't have to do anything for the wedding. Luke grumbles that he's sure that's untrue. Liz promises that everything's already taken care of. Carrie's going to be Liz's maid of honor. Luke asks whether Jess knows about the wedding. Liz says he does, and that he's not planning on attending the wedding because he's an asshole. Liz says it's no biggie. She's glad her brother's there. Luke promises that he'll attend the wedding dressed as a court jester. Liz pats him on the cheek and says, "You're a good brother." She asks for a slice of his crappy peach pie.