Episode Report Card Gustave: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Kiefer kombustion
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 12 | Aired on 02.18.2002
Back at The Stable Of Sensuality, Kiefer keeps his gun out and aims it all over the SoS, just in case. The van finally arrives, and Kiefer escorts the Kieferettes inside. They drive off just as Gaines, AsianTerrorMinion, and FauxYork arrive at the SoS in the TerrorJeep. As a chorus of synthetic choir boys sings in the background, Gaines enters The Stable Of Sensuality. Something about those choir boys singing just screams, "Big-ass hellfire in three minutes!" Gaines finds the TerrorCorpseCan with Igor inside. Unfortunately he doesn't wail, "Igor was my…boyfriend" a la Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein, but instead returns to the TerrorJeep, starts the engine again, and drives off in hot pursuit of the KieferKlan.
The TerrorVan, which is now the KieferKamper, speeds towards the entrance of the TerrorKompound. It's a bumpy ride and there are no seatbelts -- or even seats for that matter -- in the back, so the Kieferettes are giving these girly shrieks every so often. They come upon the TerrorGates, but they've been sealed and a band of ArmedTerrorMinions is waiting for them. The KieferKamper changes kourse and runs past the TerrorJeep. Gaines, FauxYork, and AsianTerrorMinion take out some huge guns and start firing at the KieferKamper, blowing out the tires. Rick and KieferKlan exit the van. Kiefer sends the Kieferettes into the woods to escape while Rick and Kiefer shoot back at the TerrorTrio. Kiefer promises to be right behind Bride. Whatever. More shooting. Kiefer and Rick realize they don't have enough firepower to fight the TerrorTrio, so Kiefer punctures the gas tank and runs with Rick into the woods. The TerrorTrio follows them, but right when they reach the KieferKamper, Kiefer shoots it, kausing an explosion. Gaines and FauxYork don't die, but a couple of TerrorMinions get thrown a few yards. Rick gets hurt too, but Kiefer keeps him moving. The screen splits in three to reveal Palmer and PMHC driving away from their fire and the Kieferettes seeing the KieferKamper fire from a distance, not knowing whether their men are okay or not. The time is 11:59:58…11:59:59...12:00:00 PM.