Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Goddesses and Monsters
By Potes | Season 12 | Episode 1 | Aired on 03.04.2009
When we return, Natalie prepares for her leap frog shoot. As she puts on big dark glasses she says, "I look like a nerdy little kid! Ha ha. I've always wanted to be that." See, nerdy little girls? Natalie is jealous of YOU. The drunk pregnant girl in the background totally steals her thunder, as drunk pregnant girls often do. Sandra is portraying hide-and-seek. She is very wide-eyed and smiley, but also a bit stiff. Kortnie is excited to be on the monkey bars, at least until Jay tells her that she looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Aminat attempts to play London Bridge while the bad girls try to drag her into their lifestyle of crack and punk rock concerts. Jay tells her that she's looking a bit too ferocious. Sandra of course has an opinion on this and says that Aminat has no idea how to pose in front of the camera, and her standout tallness is negated by her utter lack of skills. Nijah is next, playing musical chairs. She holds up her dress, which Jay would normally hate. However, it gives her little-girl legitimacy. Maybe she'll pee her pants and start crying, too. Editorial!
Next up is Allison, playing double dutch and looking like she's just been confiscated from the Yearning for Zion Ranch. She's stressed because she has no idea how to double dutch and anticipates getting whacked in the face with a rope or two. This might finally enable her to fulfill her dream of having a nosebleed! Jay says that Allison understood what they were going for, and when she jumped up her face changed into that of a model rather than that of a creepy dead ghost twin. Teyona is next, playing hopscotch in the dark. Her dress flies all the way up to her chin, as the dresses of grown women outfitted as little girls tend to. Celia is next with a hula hoop. She has no idea how to hula hoop, which lends authenticity to the shoot since, as Jay says, little kids aren't going to use the hula hoop "literally." Isabella is next, playing dodgeball. She's from a small town and has only done mall fashion shows, so she's a bit nervous about how she's going to make a little girl playing dodgeball scream "fashion!" Jay interviews that Isabella's photo was one of the biggest disasters of the day. She's taking her criticism too literally. This is why it's best just to pay no attention to Jay. Jessica is next up, playing jacks. She's the last of the day, and Jay points out that her poses are looking a bit derivative. She stomps her feet, which is fashionably kid-like. Jay instructs the photographer to shoot, and that's a wrap!
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