Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Party On, Wayne N.J.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 07.26.2010
Jacqueline tells Caroline that she confronted Kim G. about her decision to go to court with Danielle as a witness against Ashley. That is the most complicated sentence I have ever written. Kim G. swears she just did it as a favor to Danielle, but this does not mean that she and Jacqueline can't be friends, right? Right? For some reason, Jacqueline agrees that she and Kim G. can still be friends. This, even though Kim G. may help land Ashley in the clink. Or maybe in a bright orange jumpsuit picking up trash on the side of the Turnpike. That could really affect her future in fashion merchandising. Although, it would probably give her cred if she opts for music management.
Caroline, who has stepped away from the Danielle fray to focus on her new role as the Yoda of the Manzo family, offers Jacqueline some advice: Stay away from Danielle. Also, Kim G. Jacqueline is so stressed out over her fake friend Kim G. helping put her baby girl in jail that she is eating a week's worth of Weight Watchers points in one Pop Tart. Then Caroline and Jacqueline try and figure out why Danielle would press charges against Ashley. I have no comment, because it is all stupid. Danielle is well within her rights to charge Ashley, but Danielle is also bat shit crazy, so there you go.
Jacqueline and Chris are spending date night at Giudice Manor. While the men sip their vino out of reasonably-sized glasses, the ladies have opted for full-sized super big gulp wine glasses so they can chug their cabernets in style. The glasses are so large they probably had to empty TWO boxes of wine in order to fill them. The ladies send their menfolk downstairs to talk so they can talk about their new Ed Hardy vajazzlings. Also, obviously, diamonds. Always diamonds. You see, Teresa wants diamonds for her 10th anniversary. They would have been married 15 years, but it's only been legal to marry a slab of mortadella in New Jersey for ten years. They were the first ones at the courthouse! Jacqueline wonders if Teresa would settle for the crown jewels, but Teresa scoffs that she's not Arabic. Jacqueline starts cracking up at how much brain damage her friend has. Hey, Jacqueline, it's not funny! Huffing Axe Body Spray for ten years can take a toll on a lady! Teresa doesn't get why her completely misdirected racism is so funny. What? Are the crown jewels Indian? Should she have done her Apu impersonation instead? What? What?
Downstairs, things are slightly more serious. Joe is crying to Chris that he can't afford diamonds any more and begs him for a loan to buy his wife a cubic zirconium that he can stick in a Zales box. Chris pats him on the back and then takes a little nibble. What, he's hungry! And mortadella is delicious.