Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Party On, Wayne N.J.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 07.26.2010
Today is Christine's Sweet Sixteen party! Also, Jillian's musical debut. Two two TWO events in one! Before they can leave for the event, Danielle has to check the multiple wardrobe changes. Danielle doesn't want to stress out her 11-year old or anything, but this is the start of Jillian's impending Bieber-esque rise to musical stardom and she better stop crying. Now! Danielle doesn't want to make anyone uncomfortable or do anything to steal the spotlight from Christine's Big Day, but since their father is coming to the party with his new wife, Danielle thinks today would be a great day to start wearing her engagement ring again. That's not weird is it? Good. * Smashing head into keyboard repeatedly. *
News Flash: Jillian is not Suri Cruise. This does not stop Danielle from fervently wishing that she was Suri Cruise. She forces Jillian to get her hair done and then reminds her over and over that this is a really big night for her. Obviously this does not sit will with Christine because it is HER Sweet Sixteen party and does she have to get all Bridezilla on this place to remind everyone of that? This is HER day! Hers!
You know whose day it also is? Ashley's. It is Ashley's day to go pick up the summons from the post office. Jacqueline drives her and because she is still being P for Punished, forces her to sit in the back seat. Ashley regrets pulling Danielle's hair, but really, really enjoyed it, too, so win-win! Ashley cracks up laughing while reading the complaint against her, which does nothing to soothe Jacqueline's nerves. But that's what you get for dropping your daughter on her head repeatedly! Ashley's disembodied voice then explains that she plead guilty to simple assault because the hair pulling was caught on camera and she really has no defense, but don't worry, she doesn't feel bad about it. Ashley swears she is going to countersue Danielle for something, but Jacqueline just rolls her eyes because unless Ashley's music management career is about to take off, she can't hire a lawyer. I can't wait to have a teenager!
Over at Danielle's ...oops, I mean, Christine's party, there is a lot of fake hugging going on and a fake red carpet and some fake drama about Danielle wearing her engagement ring. Kim G. is there, of course, because Kim G. is really trying to make Kim G. happen. And why wouldn't Christine want her embarrassing mother's embarrassing friends at her party? Maybe they can start dancing and get drunk and make out with the DJ? Danielle's ex husband shows up with his new wife and it is instantly clear that Danielle married him for the money. It appears that Tom got confused and married his trophy wife first and then rectified the situation with his second wife, who I am sure is a lovely person on the inside.