Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Party On, Wayne N.J.
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 07.26.2010
There's all kinds of awkward as Danielle hugs Tom a few times too many and then lingers like she's trying to touch his man bits and remind him what he's missing. Also, she's lonely and sad and just can't help rubbing against any man meat that's available. Christine is introduced to the party on the shoulders of a body builder and then it is Jillian's big opportunity to sing! Danielle introduces her and Christine threatens the audience and Jillian sings and doesn't wuss out and puke like Christine did during her modeling debut. Jillian may have a career as a songwriter, but her voice. Oh her voice. Danielle is apparently as tone deaf as her daughter because she thinks Jillian did great and after repeatedly seeking approval from her ex, shows off her yoga moves and pats herself on the back.
Ashley's problems and rampant stupidity are driving Jacqueline and Chris to drink. Chris begs Ashley to make believe that Danielle is gone and no longer exists. Yes, that includes not suing Danielle. Ashley pouts. Danielle is pitting mother and daughter against each other and is tearing the Laurita family apart. It's time for some tough love. No Range Rover for you!
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates wishes it was legal to marry meat in New York. Yet. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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