Episode Report Card Djb: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT In The Claire
By Djb | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2000.08.30
Recap. Never. Ends. Where the hell are we now? Oh, yes. Supreme Allah is ambiguously mad at Brown, and Adebisi steps in to break up the impending brawl. Adebisi walks Supreme up the steps with the promise that the two have some issues to discuss. Cut upstairs to Keller (um, are you a French porno director? No? Then SHAVE THE GOATEE!!!) and O'Reily (oh, I am not even TALKING to you) watching the proceedings and worrying about being in the minority. Keller proposes, I think, that they "detonate a few well-placed depth charges," and I have no idea what that means but it sounds awesome enough that I hope they give it a try. Is it a maritime reference? Am I suddenly feeling like a heel that I didn't fork over the four bucks for a second-run showing of U-571 when it came to that theater with all the roaches on 50th Street? Can we, um, talk about this later, maybe?
Random, Kid Rock-esque Cyril doppelganger guy in laundry room. Doppelganger spies random bloody hand from opening credits coming over the top of the washing machine. Doppelganger sees entire bloody man reaching out arms for help before falling back. Doppelganger screams for help. He needs a haircut.
Querns looks at the dead body and makes the hard-boiled quip, "Like my day wasn't already in the toilet." Um, Querns? Jerry Orbach called. He wants his hard-boiled quips back. Querns blazes into Adebisi's (who, have I mentioned, is playing a trumpet) cell, which looks a hell of a lot less like a pod at Em City and a hell of a lot more like a dilettante jazz musician's freshman dorm room at The New School. Someone take those curtains down and let the ghastly antiseptic fluorescent sun shine in, people. The man can no longer be trusted to decorate without vast amounts of assistance. Querns tells Adebisi that he was in charge "as long as [he] kept the horseshit to zero." Continuing, "This is NOT zero." Um, Querns? Jerry Orbach called. He wanted...oh, never mind.