Episode Report Card Djb: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT In The Claire
By Djb | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2000.08.30
McGory (Homicide) and Brown recount the day and night of Bruno Gergen in painstaking detail, a man whose cumulative time spent in Oz eclipses even my stay there by only about four minutes. McGory inquires about their fight in the gym, and we cut to a green-drenched flashback of The Most Generic Fight in History that for once I actually need to see again to remind myself that it ever happened. Brown makes the valid point that, though they roughed up Mr. Cameo to within an inch of his forgotten existence, "He lived." Well then, McGory wants to know, who killed him? Brown points the finger at Mobay, citing "weirdness" between him and Gergen. McGory cocks her head and shuts off the tape recorder, certain that the crime-solving equation of Criminal with Grudge + Weirdness - Evidence = Absolute Metaphysical Certitude learned with such precision at Stop the Bad Guy School has once again proven itself true in this instance. All hail the impeccable training of Stop the Bad Guy School. With degrees available through the mail, no less. Thank God for Sally Struthers. Next up: McGory tackles the wide world of gun repair.