Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Betty Bobs Her Hair
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.06.2008
Marc, apparently, who tells the random anonymous sex guy that his name is Hunter Farthington, which is exactly what you should do when you've just got boned by somebody who would live in the same building as Betty Suarez and Neighbor Jesse, because even if you don't know what the problem is yet, assume there's a problem. Real estate is the new zodiac. Marc adjusts his clothes and feels horrible for a second, and then Cliff comes running up all adorable, because he "wasn't avoiding" Marc, he "just happened to get all twenty messages" just now.
And let me tell you that this also is a lie, because really it involved a lot of staring at the phone as the messages piled up and drinking a beer and leaving the phone around the house so it's not staring at you all the time and eventually going out the house altogether for awhile, and then coming home having forgotten about just the necessary amount of angry that is keeping you from listening to the messages, so you listen to just one, just in case it's not about that or it's an emergency or something, and then there's smiling and one more message, and then twenty messages later you have completely forgotten to be mad, and then comes the running, and the sweating, and the jumping around the entire building looking for Marc, and here he is.
"Sweetie, I'm sorry. I should have known asking you to move in would cause a meltdown. You're a neurotic mess! And I love that about you..." The sex guy from a second ago comes out of his apartment to go be a part of the horrible Betty party, and Marc feels yucky, and Cliff's like, "All that matters is that we love each other," and the guy is all flirty and refractory at Marc, who panics and proposes marriage to Cliff, who's just standing there sighing (or wheezing!) and Cliff's like, "What?" And Marc jumps in his arms and says he wants to be with Cliff forever, and Cliff is the happiest boy in the world, and on the other end of the hug it looks like Marc just saw the scariest thing.
Daniel comes out of the building and sees what's left of Betty sitting on the curb like garbage feeling stupid again, but that's so natural for her he doesn't even notice it, and is all about crying about how he made a fool of himself with Connor and fucked it up bigtime, and then I must admit Betty got me a little bit in this scene. "Pretty sure I'm a bigger fool," she says, and then with the saddest, most embarrassed face: "I threw him a party," like she just can't stop thinking of all the ways this was mortifying.
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