Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT All's Well That Ends Mel
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.27.2011
Lemon: Yeah because crazy is the only language that Tracy is fluent in.
Jack: But you'll never out-crazy Tracy, so why don't you have it out with him once and for all like two adults?
Lemon: Because we're not two adults, Jack. One of us is an actor, and actors are not people.
Jenna [in the background]: Someone get a P.A. to feed me baby food, or I will drop a D in the green room! [crew members scurry around anxiously] Yeah, last week you thought I was crying wolf, didn't ya?
Both Sides Now
Lemon: All right, Tracy, the kid gloves are coming off.
Tracy: Oh, that explains it. Those are gloves. No wonder they're so coarse and wrinkly.
Lemon: Five years ago, I rescued your career. And how do you repay me? By making my life harder at every turn. You are late, you blow off rehearsals, and your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: Hahahahaha. You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop. You know what's actually funny about all this? You think I'm the problem. Have you ever tried to work with you?
Lemon: Really? You're trying to blame me?
Tracy: Five years ago, I saved your show. I rode on here in a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
Whack Magic
Producer: Now I just need a heartfelt resolution, so we're going to use a little reality TV magic. We call it staging it... or lying. We'll shoot you guys meeting in the hallway, you apologize, you hug...
Lemon: You are disgusting, and I have absolutely no reason to apologize to him.
Tracy: And I have no reason to hug her other than my love of having boobs pressed against me.
Lemon: If I hugged you, I would angle it so that you got no boob!
Tracy: And I would anticipate your angling, and I would get there! I would get there.
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