Episode Report Card Joe R: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT The Two Mrs. Scottsons
By Joe R | Season 3 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2007.09.31
Conrad's fancy new weed emporium. Heylia's managing the front desk. Nancy stops by and gets the warm reception you might expect. She tells Heylia that she got them all out from under Marvin's thumb, and that while she may have some trouble moving her shit on the streets (she doesn't specifically mention Guillermo's threat from last week, but Heylia's a smart lady, so I'll assume she knows why), but she's still got Nancy, and Nancy's got the brand spankin' new territory of Majestic opening up soon. Okay, maybe I'm weird, but Nancy telling Heylia "you've still got me" was totally heartwarming! So nice to see these two on the same playground again. Nancy wants to make a buy, but Heylia is delighted to inform her that they're a wholesale operation now, selling to the big customers like the pot clubs. So unless Nancy comes back with five figures, Heylia just can't help her. See, they love each other!
Nancy comes home to find Doug filling in for Andy with the house-husband duties (he's cooking...hot dogs) while Andy's on-set with the pornographers. He says the envelope of cash on the counter is from "the tall one...'Leif Garrity'? Little goonish?" (Nancy: "Silas?") who then left with "the blonde, tiny tits, big cross." And then "the other one -- big vocab, creepy eyes" is out back with "what's her name...Celia's dyke." HA! To all of it. God love ya, Doug. Speaking of Shane and Isabelle, they return from the yard and tell Nancy about how they've "bonded over sin" and their in-school suspension ("reflection") for not loving Jesus. Nancy asks how they'll be reflecting, and Shane says with a Wii tournament. Sounds perfectly appropriate to me. Also: yay! Shane and Isabelle haven't allowed Christian temptresses to impede their world-beating alliance!