Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Meatball Meltdown
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 09.22.2011
They arrive home, and Snooki insists she wants to be left alone to roam the streets. Obviously Deena is having none of that. Then Sitch strolls up all, "Snooks, what's wrong baby?" Really now? You have no idea what is happening? Come on, man. He asks Pauly what happened, and Pauly says bluntly, "Who cares?" Vinny remains the only voice of sympathy and reason, telling her, "He has to come back here." It does the trick, and Snooki finally goes inside. He assures her Jionni just needs to cool down. Snooki heads upstairs to cry herself to sleep in the Smush Room, while Jionni sits in an empty piazza writhing in his anger, and JWOWW picks up all manner of foot diseases looking for him in the streets of Florence.
JWOWW finally gives up and marches her bloody feet home. She updates Pauly, who remains apathetic because, as Ronnie said, Jionni knew what he was getting himself into with Snooki. She heads into the girls' room where Sammi says she feels terrible and sees the parallels with her relationship to Ronnie. JWOWW's all, "Now you see!" Snooki return to the room to seek solace with Crocodilly. The girls ask if they can do anything to help, and she meanly tells them to stay away. They head into the living room, where Pauly offers to solve the problem like men do -- by cooking up some animal flesh. Ain't no problem can't be solved by cheeseburgers. Or ham and ham and water.
Snooki is still crying when Jionni buzzes to get in, but she jumps out of bed to let him in. She runs down the stairs to greet him, and he blows right past her. He tells her to stay away, so naturally she follows a half-step behind him screaming the transcript of a trailer park 911 call. Sample line: "I hate you! You're so mean! I fuckin' love you, you fuckin' dick! What is wrong with you? I hate you!" Jionni says he wants to leave, and Snooki screams that she wants to be with him. He tells her why he's upset, and she actually denies lifting her skirt up. He says he doesn't need a girl like that and tells her they're done.
Back out in the common room, Sammi retroactively apologizes for all the bullshit she put the roommates through during her drama with Ronnie.
Snooki flops back into her bed with Crocodilly, crying, "He's my boyfriend. It's not even funny anymore!" She whimpers that she wants to go home and doesn't deserve this kind of treatment. Jionni packs up his stuff as Snooki weeps into her pillow two feet away. He walks through the kitchen, where the gang eats burgers and tries not at all to convince him to stay. JWOWW has written him off at this point. Likewise Sitch, who says, "On the surface, Jionni looks like a nice kid, but at the end of the day, that kid was a fuckin' wankster." Jionni heads outside and into a cab (to where? who knows?). Snooki runs behind him, but he's gone.