Episode Report Card Erin: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT When Good Sketches Go Bad
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.02.2002
Vaughn wants Syd to place the bug in Sloane's home office, then goes on to tell her that the CIA's been studying the photos of the Rambaldi book that Sydney took. The photos turned out fine, but page forty-seven is completely blank. Spy Daddy's working on how to get the page out of SD-6 analysis and replace it with a counterfeit, but in the meantime, the CIA will just have to be happy with Sydney planting the bug in Sloane's office.
And now we have to endure the tedious blatherings of Agent Amorous. He lamely brings up that Syd said Emily told her she could invite a friend to the dinner. Syd's all, yeah, so? Vaughn's all, you taking anyone? We quickly switch to Lois Lame, crapped out on the floor of the warehouse. His cell phone is ringing. He groans and takes the call. It's Syd. She thinks Willage sounds like hell and wants to know if he's okay. He responds that he's fine. Yada yada yada, Syd cancels on the movie, but invites Willage to the dinner at Sloane's. We don't see Willage's response, but since we all know what a stiffy he has for Sydney, we can assume that he accepts.
Then Willage is running through some random area and a car horn is honking. It's Jenny. Willage gets into the car. Jenny wants to know what the hell happened. Willage rudely tells her that he doesn't want to talk about it. Jenny goes on to say that he'll just have to go over to her place so she can make him some recipe of her grandmother's and he'll just HAVE to meet her grandmother some day because he'd just love her and maybe this isn't the right time or anything but how does he feel about kids because she just loves kids and she'd really like at least two or three or seven and -- Willage cuts her off and tells her that he thinks she's really sweet and beautiful and they've had a lot of fun together but, you know, he doesn't really think it's going to work out between them.
Okay. A) Willage is a tool. B) Jenny just picked your sorry ass up out in the middle of fucking nowhere and you're breaking up with her? C) Willage is a TOOL. D) What is it about men that makes them think they can sleep with some girl who obviously is head over heels for them and not deal with the consequences? God, that burns my toast. Like, dude, she's made it VERY clear that she's into you; you knew that going in, and you also knew that you lust after Sydney, but you still fucked Jenny even though, like, you didn't really give a shit about her? What is UP with that? God. E) Willage is a TOOL AND A HALF.