Episode Report Card Lady Lola: D | 52 USERS: D+ YOU GRADE IT "Bacon, Egg, and Cheese... Your Girl Blew Me"
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2012.03.08
After all the others have long since given up on the food fight set-up, Snooki and Sitchy keep going. She actually hurls a gallon of milk at him at one point, which is wildly wasteful (and not tactically very smart) but also awesome. Sound bite highlights include Snooki telling Sitch, "I like Jionni's cock in my mouth, not yours." And somehow Vinny gets dragged into the squabble. To be fair, he's practically wearing 3D glasses and munching popcorn on the sidelines, so it was only a matter of time. Did I mention that Sitch is dangling a cigarette out of his mouth the whole time? That's how lame and uncommitted he (and, I would argue, the whole gang) is to this wild stretch for content. It is kind of funny when Snooki, who is covered in barbecue sauce and God-knows-what-else, heads up to his room and rolls around in his bed. How effective that will be is another question because this is the person who, when his roommates put grated cheese under his pillow, was more willing to believe his trick was had cooch fungus than he was to investigate why his bed might smell like cheese. Then again, if I were The Situation, I'd probably go with cooch fungus nine times out of 10, too. Occam's Razor.
Somehow Snooki's roll in Sitch's sheets is the breaking point. They head back downstairs and scream at each other for 100 hours. The whole time, Pauly is doing earmuffs on Deena, which is pretty hilarious. He's like the precocious eight-year-old protecting his slow younger sister from mommy and daddy's fighting. They go back and forth and back and forth. Big shock: Nothing is resolved.