Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 55 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Day For Night
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.25.2014
Aria: "Bitch you need to focus."Irritated beyond belief by the fact that the Liars are missing the point here, Aria fugues out to the first memory of the pilot, when Ezra and Aria bonded over B-26 and how much they love English and learning and teaching about English. It's grotesquely awesome, given that he not only knew she was a child but also that he had a literal guidebook on exactly which embarrassing buttons to push:
"Maybe you'd let me read something of yours? You're smart, you've traveled, you have great taste in music. I'd like to know more about you."
Truly a master of manipulation, that one. "That pink stripe in your hair is very mature and makes you so unique. Listen, do you by any chance enjoy... candy? And what are your feelings on vans, do you like vans?"
HASTINGS
Peter & Veronica: "Good morning, our daughter who is not Melissa. Would you like some coffee before we kidnap you to rehab? By the way you're going to rehab."
Spencer: "No, no, no."
Veronica: "I would have said this last night but I was afraid I'd fucking punch you in the face. Honey, you impersonated me on the phone for scrips. That's fucking nuts."
Spencer: "Only because my million connections dried up. Jeez, it's not like I escalated on purpose."
Veronica: "You associate with drug dealers? That's a cool thing to tell us in this convo."
Spencer: "Hot ones, yeah. Listen, I'm not doing this. On the off chance that I survive to graduation, I cannot have both Radley and rehab on my record. I know how important the higher education scam is to you people..."
Hastingses: "Say no more. But you have to come straight home from school, and follow an actual taper-off regimen under our supervision. Next time, no conversation where you skillfully talk your lawyer parents out of it."
Spencer: "Sure, cool. Can't wait to slowly detox as my friends are all losing their shit."
LOCKERS
Hanna: "Travis Hobbs, you're even hotter and more gigantic in that suit. Job interview?"
Travis: "Insofar as if my dad goes to jail I will no longer have a job, or a home, yes."
Hanna: "I thought it was about me randomly kissing you. Sometimes I do that."
Travis: "Do I need to explain again about how I'm the sweetest guy on this show since like Lucas? Caleb even? Either way, don't think I'm being standoffish, I'm being distracted. Remember how Wilden was blackmailing my dad?"