Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Franco-phile
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 9 | Aired on 01.14.2010
Lemon: Six, Tracy.
Tracy: Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the "Joey Russo" button.
Sham, Wow
Jenna: You guys, I had the most amazing New Year. I met James Franco's manager. It was like a fairy tale.
Flash to trendy club.
Agent: My client, James Franco, he's actively looking for a relationship with a human woman to dispel certain unsavory rumors. Are you available for a fake romance with a movie star?
Jenna: Does chewing on a sponge trick your brain's hunger center? Yes, yes, a million times yes!
Back in elevator.
Lemon: So this is some arranged Hollywood relationship?
Jenna: With James Franco! Can you believe they went to me before Ayiiia from The Real World: Cancun?
Jack: I think it's great. The exposure will do wonders for you and TGS. Lemon, I want you and Jenna to have a meeting with James Franco and make sure his manager doesn't screw her.
Jenna: Too late! Oh wait... which way did you mean that?
What's in a Name?
Tracy: I did it! Angie just called. She's pregnant.
Lemon: Congratulations!
Frank: That's awesome!
Tracy: And it gets better. I just had a burrito!
Lemon: Well, now you just have to hope that it's a girl.
Tracy: I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, 'cause I yelled "Susan B. Anthony" at the moment of conception!
Lemon: That'll do it.
Tracy: We're gonna name her after the place she was conceived. It was a pretty wild night, so we're gonna name her either Virginia, NetJet or Bathroom At Teterboro Airport.
Want Versus Need
Lemon: Jenna, look, I'm glad that you're having fun, but is this what you really want? I mean, you and I are not getting any younger...
Jenna: You don't know that that thing I sleep in isn't working!
Lemon: Don't you want more than some fake boyfriend? Don't you want to be happy?
Jenna: Liz, I am happy -- all this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice! It's everything I ever wanted!
Alphabet Suppe
Jack: Nancy Donovan... still so organized. In German class, Mr. Kruger always chose her to sort the students. He was eventually arrested by Israeli commandos. Hmmmm... Look. On the 30th, she took flight 1470 to RSW, and he left the next day for CVG. They have to be different cities.
Kenneth: Uh, Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Did you not learn your nation's airport codes in high school?