Episode Report Card Pamie: B- | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Jess Is Dumb
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 19 | Aired on 2002.04.30
Diner. Lorelai crosses Fletch and Urban Cowboy off her list. Now there are only seventy-five possibilities. Lorelai suggests a Woodstock-esque movie weekend where they show one after another for three days and charge insane amounts of money for bottled water. Cardigan Man shows up to give Lorelai a giant book of possible movie titles. Lorelai can only pick from this book because movies are expensive and this company gives Stars Hollow a good deal. Lorelai can't believe they can only pick a movie from that book. Cardigan Man says it's fun. He shows her that they have the titles of the movies on one side of the page, and descriptions of the movies on the other. Such as: "Arctic Flight -- Man with plane flies charter to Alaska, hired by bear hunter who turns out to be Russian spy. Love story develops with pilot and schoolteacher. Eskimos do tribal dance." Lorelai accuses Cardigan Man of making this up. "Don't I wish," Cardigan Man jokes. He excuses himself and says he can't wait to see what they come up with. Rory reads off the description of a shark movie. Lorelai reads a description of an industrial film warning kids about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. That one sounds like fun, actually. Rory reads one about a mom dying of gas asphyxiation. Lorelai reads one about an ice skater falling in love with his hired help. She says now she knows how Snow Dogs got made. Luke comes back into the diner and asks if they've seen Jess. Rory says she thinks she saw him go upstairs. Luke goes upstairs. Wow.