Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Two Twits Are Better Than One
By DeAnn Welker | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 08.18.2011
Vinny tells us that Sitch has a "secret agenda" with the twins. Uh, yeah, except that it's not really a secret. Sitch starts talking to Erica, who's apparently a virgin. But still, he tells us, he can get this done.
Ron and Sam go to a rooftop to have their own meal. Sam finds it very romantic, but then tells Ron how she misses him and can't see him with other girls. He says he's just hung out with the guys. She tells him she wants to be with him, and she's a completely changed person now. So he wants to give it a shot, because he obviously loves her and misses being with her. They agree to start over. She tells him how romantic this is. He belches. Really. Then they hug and love songs play and bells ring all over Italy. Or so the editors would have us believe. They kiss, and Ron tells her she needs an Altoid. Ah, romance.
Sam and Ron head back to the apartment holding hands. They both are happy, because everything's going to be different this time. Snooki tells us how weird it is that she misses Sam and Ron's drama, but it's boring without their fighting. Ron tells her they're back together, which makes her excited for a fight. But he says there won't be any of that this time. Snooki wants to tell everyone. Pauly and Vinny play more foosball when Ron comes out in his black V-neck. Pauly and Vinny know that means he's back with Sam (or Snooki told them and the editors didn't show us?). Vinny says this sets us back months and months of progress. Which is hard to disagree with. They rib both of them for being back together. Pauly says he considered suicide if they got back together, which tells you how bad it is.
But there is more important stuff to do, like go to the club. On the way, Snooki asks Sam about sex with Ron. Thankfully, she spares us details. They all dance it up and become the centers of attention they were born to be. Pauly says all of the happiness in the group reminds him of the first time in Jersey. Jaws-esque music plays when the twins show up. Pauly and Sitch both talk about the stalkers, but Sitch says he adapts to handle all sort of things. The whole gang discusses which twin is hotter, and then Snooki tells Erica to [bleep] Sitch, because she wants to help him have a threesome. She doesn't believe Erica's a virgin, but she doesn't care much because this isn't about Snooki. So she tells Erica instead about how much she's going [bleep] Jionni's [bleep] off when he comes to visit.
Sitch is about to head out with the twins when Deena takes Erica away because she seems like a "blast in a glass like me." They start making out, and the whole crew freaks out. It's the "lesbihonest experience" Pauly keeps helping MTV promo. I don't know if Sitch is mad about the steal, but I really don't think he cares much. Although he does talk about how his twinning doesn't happen because of the robbery. He says he's not too upset because he still has one twin. They all get in the cars to go home. Deena and Erica make out all the way home. Snooki sings about Deena being lesbionic tonight. Deena says bringing a girl home isn't the worst thing in the world; it's just not what she normally does. She doesn't think she'd ever date a girl because she really likes penis. "But ... I have fun."