Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Two Twits Are Better Than One
By DeAnn Welker | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 08.18.2011
Sitch puts Brittany in his bed and tells her to stay there, then he wanders around to find Snooki. Ron sees them talking, so she tells Sam and JWOWW about Sitch telling him that he hooked up with Snooki while she was with Jionni. Ron justifies telling on Sitch because he's ratted him out on every season. Sitch and Snookie head outside, and he tells her he's disappointed in Deena for being so selfish. Meanwhile, Deena starts to cook some food or something, and her girl ends up climbing on top of Vinny. He's as confused by this development as anyone. But he's a guy and she's hot, so they start making out. They lock Deena out of the room. When she comes back, she's pissed at Vinny for taking her girl, so she takes her back. Vinny thinks the double robbery is pretty cruel. But Erica gets back into bed with Deena and they giggle and cuddle.
Snooki and Sitch are still talking when JWOWW comes and tells Snooki there's an emergency. Snooki goes inside and JWOWW tells her that Sitch told everyone what they did. Snooki says they didn't do anything, but JWOWW's like, "No. He told everyone." Technically -- and I do hate to disagree with my girl JWOWW -- Ron told everyone. Sitch just told him. Snooki's pissed because she thought she could trust everyone in the house. JWOWW tells Snooki to handle this right now. Snooki says she's pissed because she's never hooked up with Sitch. Snooki starts screaming at Sitch, and tells him that he obviously is lying because she loves Jionni. She says she doesn't want to be friends and can't even look at him right now. Wow. Is Snooki developing some sense? The rest of us haven't been able to look at him ... well, ever.
After a commercial, they're still fighting. Sitch tells us we all know he's not a liar; he will admit when a girl rejects him. He tells Snooki he won't lie, because they hooked up two months ago. She tells him he's a douchebag and no one in the house likes him except her. She tells him that he knows she loves Jionni, so he's a liar. He says he doesn't lie. She says she hasn't seen him in two months, so she doesn't know what he's talking about. I honestly can't tell if she's lying or he's lying or they're acting from a script (though I'm leaning toward the last one). Sitch says he swears on anything in the world. Snooki walks away. Ron says he thinks this is good, because he'll find out what's true. Snooki says it's done since he messed with her relationship. Sitch asks if she'd like him to describe what happened, and she walks away screaming.