Episode Report Card Omar G: C | 213 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT The Big, Gay Cold Shoulder
By Omar G | Season 7 | Episode 20 | Aired on 2008.05.15
Lair of Lex. Lex is putting the 20-Sided Die of Arctic Possibility in a briefcase that has a special little hole dug out for the thing. Aw, Lex is treating it like a pet rock. How cute! Right-Hand Johnny walks into the room with Jimmy. Johnny says the jet is fueled and ready. Lex says to tell the crew that one more passenger is coming. Jimmy asks where he and Lex are going. Lex says Jimmy's not going anywhere. Dude, you brought it up. Douche. Jimmy says he did what Lex asked him to do. He misled Lois. "Well done," Lex tells him. He starts to walk out with the briefcase. Jimmy asks if they're "Wax on/wax off even now." Lex says their arrangement has just begun. He wants regular reports on what Lois is doing. Jimmy doesn't want to spy. He says it's not fair. Lex reminds him that life isn't fair. And if you spend your life watching this show, life's just kicking you in the balls. Jimmy stands in front of Lex and whines that lying's not his thing and that it's eating him up inside. What, is there some sort of tell-tale heart in the floorboards or something? Suck it up, Jimmy! Jeez, man! He says it's making his stomach hurt. "Well, it's never too late to learn a new skill," Lex tells him coolly. It would have been much funnier if Lex had recommended Maalox. Jimmy gets in the way again as Lex tries to walk away. Lex shoots him a dangerous look. Jimmy says he just can't do this. He promises not to reveal Lex's Arctic plans, but says he just can't spy on his friend. Lex looks at Jimmy with disgust, then puts a sarcastic hand on his shoulder. He says he respects Jimmy's integrity. Lex says it took a lot to come and put his cards on the table. Jimmy thanks him. Lex asks Jimmy to step aside so he can catch his plane. "You bet," Jimmy says, "have a great trip Lex!" Jimmy has the misguided notion that he's not totally screwed. Sucker!