Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 58 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
Jesse: "You just gotta get 'em talking, you know?"Ezra: "You don't say."
Jesse: "You'd be surprised how much students are willing to reveal about what's going on in their lives, especially when they feel like they have no one else to talk to..."
Ezra: "Look, you're new here and I get that. But normally when people around here say stuff like that, it's a veiled threat."
EMILY
Shana: "Emily, I need your help."
Emily: "Of course. Without further ado."
Shana: "Really?"
Emily: "You still don't get me. I'm Emily Fields. I like helping. Even bitches."
Upstairs, Emily realizes she should demand a quid pro quo, and Shana -- surprisingly, and neatly -- obliges.
Shana: "I'm an open book. Go."
Emily: "Why did you date Paige while I was doing Habitat?"
Shana: "Uh, because she's hot? We met at swim camp, I had no idea it was you she was mooning over. When I got here, I figured it out."
Emily: "Why did you always act like you were trying to break us up?"
Shana, dorkily: "I saw a button and I pushed. It let me know what I needed to know. You're loyal, fiercely protective... Emotional, but not a fool. Just like Alison said."
Emily: "So you were spying on us too, for her."
Shana: "No, just trying to figure shit out. Get the lay of the land."
Emily: "You were spying on Wren, though."
Shana: "Yeah. He placed an ad for quick moving help when he left town, and I took the opportunity."
Shana takes down a snowglobe that contains the memory of some freckles on Alison's back that match a star map that, at certain times of the year, leads you to a storage locker in which can be found a flashlight balanced perfectly upright, still shining after all this time, as well as a lunchbox containing another, smaller snowglobe that contains a key and a rhyming poem that leads you to a hidden spot on the DiLaurentis property where a psychic witch and part-time nanny whose daughter is also her mother and is also her sister and is made out of heat waves once pulled at least one teenage girl out of the...
Shana: "-- From her grandmother in Georgia. I know that. I know everything. Being territorial about your relationship is no way to preserve it. I'm her only friend right now, so stop trying to win this one and concentrate on what I am actually saying."