Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 58 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
Aria: "I went around taking pictures of nothing and feeling arty. How 'bout you?"Ezra, verbatim: "Vegetable tagine minus the actual tagine. And there's no lamb in it. I'm actually using chickpeas."
Aria, verbatim: "Oh, a night in Tunisia. So exotic!"
(Act Normal, Bitch!)
Ezra: "I hate everything about the people we choose to be."
He hides the chickpeas so she will go get more chickpeas and then the chickpeas start to glow with an unearthly glow and strange voices issue from the chickpeas and he takes the chickpeas and heads out ... tell me it's true ... yes, it's happening. He heads to the rug where the trapdoor is, and opens the trapdoor, and then we're in the Lair, and his Ezra legs are coming down the stairs, and another absolutely insane Gary Numan song is playing and then him and his wonderful hoodie are sitting down at a computer, chickpeas whispering softly nearby, as he opens an email from his accomplice full of pictures of everything Rosewood's been up to: Shana and Emily making sneaky plans to be helpful, Tweakenstein Hastings jitterbugging down the road, and so on.
We were dust in a world of grim obsession... / And the songs we sang, what became of us? / We're here waiting for you / We are yours / We're waiting for you / We are yours...
Ezra Fitz, you are full of beans today. Or I mean chickpeas. So exotic!
THE BREW
Emily: "I can't come bring you that life-saving money right now, I have to serve coffee. Can you not come here at my convenience?"
Shana: "Just do you have it?"
Emily: "It's a lot of money!"
Shana: "You should not have looked at it!"
Emily: "Come on."
Shana: "Think hard. Is there anywhere that you can put something for a short period of time where it won't be observed?"
Emily: "I've never had to put anything anywhere. I'm at a loss. It's my first day on Earth."
Shana: "Okay, well the idea is that because it's a bunch of money that will keep our friend from dying -- again -- you want to go ahead and put that somewhere, because people like money and they like to take money and then it's their money. Okay? So what we are trying to do is avoid that, for the duration of your shift where you will be behind the counter of a coffee shop or within line-of-sight of the counter. Oh, and make sure nobody sees you put it there, that's a key part of hiding things. Do you have any questions?"