Episode Report Card Wing Chun: D | 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Stolen Kisses
By Wing Chun | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.25.2000
We pan up from a bedroom floor, where the other three kids are sacked out in sleeping bags surrounding a double bed. Okay, this house is huge. And we just passed the living room where there were at least two couches I saw. But whatever. None too quietly, Joey demands that Pacey "do something about this." No one wakes up and tells her to shut the hell up, which is what would really happen if that many sixteen-year-olds were sharing a room -- trust me. Okay, now we can see Pacey in full, and he's in these really nice loose-fitting drawstring pyjama pants that show a small margin of white underwear waistband. I'm having dirty thoughts about Pacey. Help me. Anyway, Pacey asks Dawson to give up his sleeping bag to Joey and share the bed with him, but in a total departure from his character, Dawson refuses. Will, still awake, announces that he doesn't intend to bunk with Pacey before Pacey even gets a chance to ask, and Andie is fast asleep and snoring. If I were Joey, that would be enough to send me out to sleep in the SUV -- or at least THE COUCH -- but whatever, she makes a big production of rolling her eyes, and then yells -- so inconsiderate! -- "But if I feel so much as a --" Before she can finish, Pacey snaps, "Joey! Get in bed. And while you're at it, get over yourself." WORD. They get in bed, and immediately she takes issue with his butt touching hers, but he insists, "My butt wants nothing to do with your butt, okay?" They fight over the blankets. I fight to stay awake.
I like buying things as much as the next guy, but that Discover ad where a member of some indeterminate "tribe" becomes "a true man" buy getting a credit card and buying a Nintendo 64 and a puffy red parka is pretty gross.
Speaking of "gross," I gather that "when you're a khaki," you have no rhythm. Poor Jerome Robbins has issued a press release decrying these ads. From his GRAVE.
In the morning, Joey and Pacey lie stiffly in bed. Pacey opens his eyes and, although her back is to him, Joey does, too. He sits up a bit to try to get a look at her while she slumbers (aw!), and she obligingly pretends to sleep (aw!). Then Aunt Gwen yells at them to get up and spoils the mood. Pacey makes a show of groaning, as if the sound woke him. Joey sits up, clutching her robe closed. Joey, I have to ask: I know you didn't know Pacey would come, so for whose benefit, exactly, did you pack the strappy nightie? They're called "a t-shirt" and "a pair of shorts." I'm sure they sell them at American Eagle Outfitters; you may want to look into that.