Episode Report Card LuluBates: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hot Girl-on-Girl Action
By LuluBates | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 04.03.2007
Kate and Juliet finally make it back to Camp Other. Juliet says Sayid is in some backyard, and she'll go get him. She sends Kate to go get Jack. She smiles. Kate goes to Jack's cabin. He is still passed out on the floor. They must have given him extra strong gas because they knew of his saint status and superhero strength. Kate shakes him to try and wake him up. He jerks wildly while he awakens and totally knocks Kate's head into the wall. You always hurt the ones you love. Jack lies on the floor panting and confused. He asks where he is, and Kate tells him they all left which doesn't really answer the question. Jack sits up and Kate, the old waterworks, starts crying. She explains her tears by saying, "I wanted to come back to help you, but you didn't need me to. And now because of me, you can't go home. I'm so sorry. I am SO sorry." Jack is ignoring her and her tears. Which I am chalking up to a knock-out gas hangover and not the fact that he's an immature dick. And Jack? Locke was the one who blew up the damn submarine, not Kate. Maybe you should be belittling and cold to Locke, huh? Oh that's right, he'd probably blow your lame ass up. Jack continues with his cold front and asks, "They just left? Even Juliet?" Kate sucks up her tears enough to reply, "No, they left her too." Jack looks aggrieved and asks, "Why?" Duh, so the love square can live on! Kate points out that he knows Juliet better than she does. He nods to himself. Since Jack is back, he has obviously reclaimed the leader mantle, so Kate asks him "What now?" Jack says, "Now we go back." Kate lifts him up and helps him out the door. Jack, as a spinal surgeon, can you please give Kate a new backbone?
Back in Iowa, Kate and the Lady Con pull up in front of the repair shop. Kate turns to the Lady Con and says, "Cassidy, this guy who ripped you off, you going to tell me his name? Tell me where I can find him? You almost got arrested for me, Cassidy, it's the least I can do." Oh thanks, writers, you don't tell us her name until the second to last scene and now you use it two times in a sentence? It doesn't work like that! It's not cumulative! We need this information at the beginning! So Kate asks for the con man's name, and Cassidy says, "I'm pregnant." Which is a really lousy name. Cassidy says she still loves him. And it's his. So Kate tells her to call the cops and have him locked up. Which is a really odd thing for Kate, of all people, to suggest. Cassidy wisely looks askance at this suggestion and asks if Kate will ever forgive her mom for calling the cops? Uh, no. That has been pretty well established. Kate says goodbye, tells Cassidy her real name, and gets out of the car. She says thanks. And now we know how Sawyer ended up in jail. And that he is fertile. Huzzah!