Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 213 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Woo! Gilmore Girls! Woo!
By Pamie | Season 5 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2005.02.22
Stac(e)y: I want ice cream. Lorelai and Rory were eating it and talking about how it was cold and so is ice cream and it was kind of long so I wish you had just seen it because I can't remember all of it! I heart Naked!Marty. I lurve him with all my squee. And oh! Poor Lorelai, getting dumped by Luke. Ouch! She can come to my house and watch television. I hope she likes Gilmore Girls! ;-) Rory said, "Not by Luke." Ow! Does anyone know where I can buy Lorelai's orange hat?
Lorelai tries to make friends at her new morning place, but it's really more of a bakery than a diner, so people are on their way out with their danish. And while they each give a polite nod and a smile to the Crazy Gilmore Lady hounding them about their purchases before their morning coffees, she's just not getting the same amount of sweet quirk she's come to expect with her oatmeal. To add insult to injury, the counter woman hands Lorelai three coffees to go. Lorelai explains that when she said "Coffee, coffee, coffee," she wasn't ordering a beverage in triplicate, but was just expressing her need for caffeine. I do feel for Lorelai, here, when she has to explain to the dead-faced woman what "humor" is and how sometimes she "exaggerates" for "comedic effect." It's hard, Lor, I know, when the world takes everything you say at complete face value. She then tells the woman that if they were friends, or even casual acquaintances, the woman would know how much Lorelai loved coffee, since that's her thing, and when she says "coffee," she totally means she just really wants to order coffee, which, in my book means she'd love all three. Lorelai does pay for all three, and I'll totally take one of those because there's a lot of recap left and it's exhausting keeping Stac(e)y entertained.